Given that this series has one of the only officially-sanctioned {{gag dub}}s, it's only natural that there would be '''''many''''' instances of this. Hell, the entire freaking dub is the very definition of Crowning Moment Of Funny. Moments are divided by episode, but {{running gag}}s are listed first.

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* The banter between the construction foreman and his hapless lackey.
** "Just [verb] the [noun], [noun]-[verb]er!" "Sure thing… [-jackass-]."
* Any time the dub makes fun of Engrish.
** "NANIIII??!"
* Any time the dub lampshades the OffModel animation.
* A lot of things [[TheFundamentalist Momoko]] says qualify.
* Mr Sakata's obsession with his rival Hadley.

[[AC: '''Episode 1''']]
* Reiichiro: "Get back in here or you'll get your head chopped off!"
** And later: "Now remember kids, just say no… to everything."
* Gramps: "Why you want to live in your dead wife's house is beyond me. It's sick! ''You're'' sick!!"
** His only other line: "When this bitch kicks, I'm movin' to Vegas."
* Satsuki: "Monsters only get evil people like Republicans and we're not old enough to vote!"
* Momoko: "[=HaveyouacceptedJesusasyourpersonalsaviour?"=]
* Satsuki: "Kaya just showed up on the day of our mother's funeral... Our DEAD mother. You feel bad now?"
* Satsuki: "Principals always look like lesbians." (one of the many early throwaway lines they turned into a RunningGag)
** Keiichiro: "What's a lesbian?"

[[AC: '''Episode 2''']]
* Satsuki {{lampshad|ed}}ing an OffModel moment: "Oh wow convulsion that was weird. Okay…"
* Mr Sakata's entreaty to the students to use a cursed toilet: "Don't hold it in. All your butts'll explode."
* The principal: "Open your books and turn to page whatever!"
** That same scene: "Where's your teacher? [-Better go check the girls' locker room…-]

[[AC: '''Episode 3''']]
* This exchange during when the kids decide to wish upon the cursed steps…
-->'''Satsuki:''' I want a ''huge'' allowance ''and breasts''… when I get older.\\
'''Hajime:''' And when ''I'' get older, I want to fondle said breasts.
* This bit of LullDestruction just before the episode's halfway point:
-->'''Keita:''' ''(after a basketball backboard falls on him)'' Aren't any of you bastards gonna help me?!?
** And a few scenes later (the next day in-story)…
--->'''Hajime''' ''(nonchalantly)'' Keita's dead.
* The TakeThat at the end of the episode against Creator/ChrisPatton and Creator/GregAyres.
* This episode contains the beginning of the RunningGag that Keiichiro is mentally deficient.
-->'''Keiichiro:''' ''(babbles incoherently and runs off)''\\
'''Amanojaku:''' I think [Satsuki]'s right. You ''are'' retarded.

[[AC: '''Episode 5''']]
* This exchange, demonstrating Momoko's hypocrisy
-->'''Satsuki:''' ''(seeing the ghost runner)'' Nice ass.\\
'''Momoko:''' ''*gasp!*'' Do not lust in your hea—Jesus you're ''right''.
** Becomes something of a BrickJoke when the ghost is facing his own inner demon…
--->'''Satsuki:''' ''(voice-in-head)'' Keiichiro believes in you! Nice ass. Keiichiro believes in you! NICE ass!
* Satsuki's attempts to motivate Keiichiro in track practice using a call and repeat.
---> '''Satsuki:''' You want to be an air force ranger/ You want to live a life of danger/ You don't want to get raped by strangers.
** and "Run like there's a big black man chasing you! [Keiichiro falls on his face] ...well, he's not racist."
* The principal when he tells off Satsuki and Hajime…
-->"Do you know what these parents'd do to me if we canceled? I'd have hear about little Billy and Suzie, and there's not enough booze in my office!"
* This…
-->'''Leo:''' Oh-my-god-what-the-hell-is-happening-here-these-are-the-fastest-lip-flaps-I've-ever-had-to-sync!!
* Satsuki's lampshade hanging of a DullSurprise moment.
-->"Hold on....Give me a sec....But this ''hurricane!?''"

[[AC: '''Episode 7''']]
* "Thepeopleinmyhouselooklikemyfatherandmybrotherafteraneyemastersexambutit'snotthem!"
** "Yeahboogitadidggitdagoogitydigdigdigtikikiti!!"
* This line from Hajime…
-->"My B.S. Meter's goin' DING! I can read. Not very well, but I can! And [[PunctuatedForEmphasis THOSE! LETTERS! ARE!]] ''BACKWARDS!'' *{{Beat}}* Hello? Backwards? Mirror image?"
* Satsuki's LullDestruction in the climax, poking a little fun at the animation…
-->"Whoa. ''Whoa~! Wow.'' This is some trippy shit, homes!"
* Finally, Amanojaku's LullDestruction at the very end of the episode.
-->"So is this the real world, or the mirror world? Isn't that just ''freaking you out''? I mean, seriously, isn't that just whack crap? I'm playin' with your mind, man. And you know what the weird part is? I'm not even high! Not a bit. Totally sober."

[[AC: '''Episode 9''']]
* This one is pretty much a Crowning EPISODE of Funny. Nearly every single line is ''gold''.
* At the beginning of the episode, when Satsuki sees Mio for the first time:
-->"Ohhh, her... Ohhhhhh... Ewwwwww..."
* Just about every single word that comes out of Mio's mouth in the second half of the episode.
-->"I know now that it could never work between us! As much as we wanted to it could never be! Not because you're a rabbit, but because you're ''black''..."
* Mio lampshades the fact that she's doing every cliche thing you're not supposed to do in a horror setting.
-->"This the part where I foolishly trust you not to kill me. …And stick my hand in the cage!"
* Mio's reaction upon seeing Shirotabi's offspring.
-->"YOU TWO-TIMING SON OF A BITCH! WHOSE GONNA TAKE CARE OF THESE LITTLE BASTARDS?!"

[[AC: '''Episode 12''']]
* Turning what was meant to be a touching pinkie-promise moment into "pull my finger".

[[AC: '''Episode 13''']]
* Hearing [[Creator/VicMignogna Tamaki]] express his love for boobs as Da Vinci is priceless.
** "Let's see… Purple. For your hair. *heh* Can't tell ''this'' is a goddamn anime.
** Vic being credited as "Obi Frostips".
* From episode 12, this line from Satsuki: "I come from a long line of quasi-lesbian ghost killers! I'm not afraid of your ugly draggy ass!"
* Amanojaku's greatest line: "Run! She's a ghost AND a bitch!"
* The mirror episode has a lot of this:
** "Hello? [[BreakingTheFourthWall How many more plot points]] do we have to run into before you [[OnceAnEpisode get out that damn book!?]]"

[[AC: '''Episode 17''']]
* Yuki's scream.
* "I'd put that down if I were you. All our furniture and electronics have tracking devices. I've seen your kind here, before. ''Jew.''"
* Yuki and the others are discussing the blood red lake, but Hajime tries to tell her that it's just a regular blue lake:
--> '''Hajime:''' "No, I'm serious, bitch! ''*points at lake*'' I swear to God, ''blue.''
* This piece of dialogue when Miyuki's picture starts leaking blood from the picture frame:
--> '''Yuki:''' ''*screams*''
--> '''Hajime:''' "Don't do that!"
--> '''Yuki:''' "I can't help it! Can't you see ''what's happened to the picture!?'' The one beside the bunny, ASSHOLE!"
* About 11 minutes into the episode, when the group sees Miyuki's hat in the lake, the voice actors all start spouting off random dialogue that doesn't make sense at all to what's going on in the episode, or what they're saying to each other for a good 20 seconds.

* "So, [[DerangedAnimation was I trippin']], or did that work?"
* Episode 3 has a TakeThat against Chris Patton and Greg Ayres, Hajime and Leo's voice actors near the end.
** And then Episode 12 has one for Amanojaku's voice actor, Rob Mungle.
* From the Da Vinci episode:
-->'''Satsuki''': It's Maria Shriver!
-->'''Da Vinci''': That's Mrs. Schwarzenegger to you!"
* A lot of things [[TheFundamentalist Momoko]] says qualify:
-->'''Momoko''': Verizon! Like Jesus, it never stops working for you.
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