Funny / Geordie Shore

Geordie Shore has A LOT of funny moments...

Season 1

• Greg walking on Sophie getting a tan topless (bearing in mind this wasn't censored)

Season 2

• Ricci's mum telling him that she doesn't to be a grandmother until he's 35.

Season 3

• Vicky and Rebecca prank Cancun Chris, by attaching a Maxi pad on him.
• Charlotte trying to chat up an American, who has never heard of Newcastle.

Season 4

• Although Narmy, Charlotte is drunk and she's tearing the house, and she's muttering something that cannot be heard.
• Anna telling the Geordie Shore house she wasn't impressed with the work they did at the auction. James' comment in his confession cam takes the cake:
  James: Maybe Scott should have given the customers a happy ending!

Season 5

• This moment from the Season 5 premiere:
  Holly: What's Europe?
• Holly is clearly not impressed that Gary and Charlotte having sex, right in front of her.
• The cast making fun of Dan trying to get with a cougar.

Season 6

• Scott in a bondage outfit trying to tear up the house.
• Charlotte is walking out naked outside in the garden.
  Charlotte: God forbid if I have any tan lines!
• Sophie, Joel and Scotty in a nude beach.

Season 7

• Holly mistaking Rupture for Rapture.
• Joel is drunk off his ass and is practically dead on the floor outside the house. Sophie is not impressed:
  Sophie: You've fucking shit yourself!!
• This moment:
  Mitch: (Drunk off his ass) Is Your Name Alanie?.
  Marnie: That's not my name!.

Season 8

• Charlotte coming up with X-rated business ideas, like Vagina Glitter.
• Charlotte and Holly marrying the pet tortoises.
• Vicky's reactions on the Confession Cam about her kissing Gary.

Season 9

Season 10

• Gary throwing a wet towel on Chloe's head, and she falls over.

Season 11

• The girls are alone in the villa and are upset with Kyle. They go to his bed and write things on it. Holly has mispelt 'Liar'. The girls notice this and they work out how to correct it.
  • Kyle gets back home with the guys, and sees the things on the bed.
  Kyle: (To the confession cam) Half the things aren't true, I'm no Two-Faced Sheep!
• Holly and Chloe are arguing over Scott, (Chloe thought that he wanted to have sex with Holly again). Marnie is involved, because she was flirting with him too, even though she was in a relationship. Scott has his input.
  Scott: It's like fucking Mortal Kombat the way things ga'an on!
• Chloe very drunk bumping into a tree.
• Marnie's boyfriend Ricky Rayment turned fiancé at the end of the episodevisits Marnie. They are about to have sex, then Scott walks in on them.
  Scott: (to Confession Cam) Oh Hello!

Season 12

• Charlotte and Chloe deciding to have sex. And Chantelle waking up and seeing them.
  Chantelle: I wake up and what do I see, Charlotte and Chloe, Carpet Munching!

Big Birthday Bash

• The Big T-Rex in Gary's prehistoric themed party.
• Aaron and Marnie were having sex in the kitchen. The next day, Anna was not pleased, and the two had to clean the countertop they had sex on.
• Ricci hoping that Vicky doesn't return. Can you blame him?.

Season 13

Season 14

• Newbie Sam in his underwear and falls down completely drunk off his ass.

Season 15

• Chloe and Abbie trying to make sure that Gary doesn't get with Elettra, one of the attempts is they offer her a threesome, and Abbie gives Elettra a lap dance.
  • They fail, and Gary gets her in the end, but Elettra doesn't want to sleep with Gary.
• The Geordies are playing Never Have I Ever, Nathan asks Gary whether if he'll sleep with Elettra or have a threesome with Chloe and Abbie. Chloe tries to persuade Gary with the Threesome by humping the deckchair to show Gary what he's missing. Aaron's response on his confession cam:
  Aaron: Missing What?
• Nathan trying to play councillor for Aaron and Marnie. Which doesn't end well.

Season 16