Funny / Game Players Magazine

  • One reader sent a letter asking, "About Wave Race... This may be the realistic affect of neoprene on a bare ass, but do I need to see it in a videogame?" Roger replied, "As for bare asses, yes, it is absolutely necessary. There was much debate at UGP about adding a 'Bare Ass' category to our rating system (weight by 10). Unfortunately, the puritans in the office won out and all I can hope for now is a series of games like Bare Ass, Bare Ass II, Bare Ass III, Ultimate Bare Ass III, and Bare Ass Trilogy."
  • One of the Jaded Gamers concerned Bill Donahue ranting about the "third person" mode in racing games, claiming it's unrealistic. He then went on a long description about how you would have to pull this view off in real life, which involved building a tall extension off the back of the car with a seat on top.