Funny: Game of Thrones

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"An inspiring sight for the people, eh? Come, bow before your king. Bow, you shits!"
King Robert Baratheon

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Behind The Scenes
  • In the series pilot, co-creators Benioff and Weiss mocking Arya's obviously dubbed-in exposition about Jaime as "our finest writing moment."
    Arya: That's Jaime Lannister, the Queen's brother.
    Benioff: Hours and hours we spent working on that.
  • Episode 2 has Lena Headey (Cersei), Nikolaj Coster-Waldeau (Jaime) and Mark Addy (Robert Baratheon) taking a moment to comment how terribly unattractive actors Kit Harrington (Jon Snow) and Richard Madden (Robb Stark) are:
    Nik: Robb Stark...
    Lena: Two... ugly men...
    Nik: Ugly, unattractive...
    Mark: Th-they're very ordinary, really.
    Lena: They're very ordinary.
    Nik: So ordinary.
    Lena: Yeah. And then putting fur around them just makes it worse.
    [Nikolaj chuckles]
  • Hearing sweet, beautiful Lena Headey cursing like a sailor in the DVD Commentary for Season 1, Episode 2. And also invoking Twincest, while discussing Cersaime.
    • Lena and Nikolaj watching the rough, uncomfortable sex scene between Dany and Drogo:
    Lena: I don't know what you can say about that.
    • And later during the Dany/Doreah Les Yay scene.
    Doreah: Men like what they've never had. And the Dothraki take slaves like a hound taking a bitch.
    Lena: Wwwow...
    • The story of how Kit Harrington and John Bradley got stuck in the Wall's elevator for an hour, with an ever-growing number of people gathering below them.
  • Michelle Fairley (Catelyn) and Nikolaj Coster-Waldau (Jaime) bantering in this commentary, and having... uh... difficulties to pronounce "Jaqen".
    • From Nikolaj Coster-Waldeau and Michelle Fairley's commentary, Coster-Waldeau points out how a pause in Robb and Talisa's sex scene could be interpreted as Robb having finished very quickly, forcing Fairley to defend her "son's" sexual prowess.
    • During the build-up to Robb's sex scene, when he offers Talisa wine:
    Michelle Fairley: "He's gonna get her drunk and have his way."
    Nikolaj Coster-Waldau: "King in the North!"
  • Episode 3's commentary starts with... children singing along with the main theme. Only to cut themselves off and introduce themselves as Maisie Williams, Sophie Turner and Isaac Hempstead-Wright. And then go right back to singing along with the main theme.
    • Even better, they start mimicking as soon as the static of the HBO title screen pops up before the opening titles proper.
  • Last season, we had Maisie Williams (Arya), Sophie Turner (Sansa) and Isaac Hempstead-Wright (Bran) singing along to the opening theme of the show; this season they've matured and decided to go one better... and beat-box it. And they actually do a very good job!
    • George R.R. Martin's obsession with the main characters not wearing helmets in the "Blackwater" commentary. He starts on it as soon as the battle begins and refuses to let it go for the rest of the episode.
    • The entirety of Alfie Allen and Gemma Whalen's commentary on "The Night Lands". Two very goofy people who hold nothing about the show sacred, feeling free to let loose.
      • But especially whenever Theon is dealing with his family, and they instantly both start redubbing the scene as stroppy teenagers.
      • And, during the scene where Gendry reveals that he knows Arya is a girl.
        Gemma: Take your cock out... not you, Alf. Put it away.
    • Vitriolic Best Buds Liam Cunningham and Carice Van Houten have quite a few moments, like Carice recounting her numerous animal phobias, and their discussion of inherently funny lines.
      • During the infamous ending 'shadow' scene, they're discussing Liam's eagerness to see Carice's fake pregnancy and his sheer embarrassment after mistaking her real breasts for fake ones, thinking they were using a full-body prosthetic.
        Liam: Then what did you show them to me for?!
    • Lena Headey referring to Liam Cunningham as a "sexy badger" due to the coloring of his beard in the second Blackwater commentary.
    • In the commentary for "A Golden Crown", Harry Lloyd talking about his favourite lines from various character and his embarrassment after sshing everyone for Mark Addy's, only for the scene to then have Robert slap Cersei hard across the face without saying a word;
      Emilia: That is your favourite line?!
      Harry: No, no! This next line here!
    • Discussing the strong women on the show, Alan Taylor asks Emilia Clarke if she's worried about the competition.
      Emilia: Oh, honey, I've got dragons. I'm going to win.
    • From episode 10, during Brienne's execution of the northerners...
      Emilia: For women everywhere!
    • In the Blackwater commentary, Peter Dinklage mentioning his grandmother mishearing him and thinking he'd won the part of "Interior Bannisters".
  • The revelation that Richard Madden won the Most Stylish Man In Scotland award, and that Kit Harrington has never let him forget it.
  • When John Bradley (Samwell Tarly) is asked what his house sigil and motto would be, he replies thusly:
    The motto would probably be 'Oh for god's sake. ' D'you know sometimes when you get an ice lolly?... And you wait too long to eat it and it melts and it falls off the stick? The disappointment that that encapsulates would suit 'Oh for god's sake' quite perfectly. Although, to go into battle with that on a banner, you've lost the battle already, psychologically, I think.
    • In a Season 2 interview, Kit Harington recalls that one of the funniest scenes the Iceland filming crew got was when they literally filmed John Bradley's face freezing up slowly "into a block of ice".
    Kit: He got... icicles on his little eyelashes.
    Emilia and Lena: Aww...
  • When Charles Dance is asked on The Jonathan Ross Show to introduce his character, he says:
    My name is Tywin Lannister and I am a kindly, benevolent father of a dysfunctional family.
    • And then Charles proceed to complain how the show's sex scenes have no foreplay much to his co-stars Rose Leslie and Kit Harrington's laughter.
    • Hearing the mighty Lord Tywin Lannister say things like "Rumpy-pumpy" and "Doggy fashion".
  • Before filming the Season 2 finale, the crew gave Alfie Allen a fake script saying that Theon would be killed. To their disappointment, instead of getting upset, he was willing to go along with it. It wasn't until he read a part about Theon rising as a wight that he realized they were pulling a prank on him.
    • The scene itself was written so that Bran would kill Theon while riding on Hodor, which makes it even more hilarious.
  • When George R. R. Martin was asked to name Westeros' Sexiest Man Alive, his reply was:
    "If you were a gay guy, you might say Loras Tyrell was the sexiest man alive. If you were a straight woman, well again you might say Loras Tyrell! (laughs)
  • The look of utter mortification that Maisie Williams has after realising she's just openly admitted to thinking that Joe Dempsie as Gendry would probably win the title of "Sexiest Man in Westeros".
    • In the same vid, when asked what her house sigil and motto would be, she picked a tortoise as the animal because of their hard shell. And the motto? Go hard, or go home!
  • Bryan Cogman admitting that Selyse keeping her stillborn sons in jars was just a random idea he had in the middle of the night that he put in the "Kissed by Fire" script as a joke, never expecting the other crew members would actually go for it.
  • When HBO released a promo still of Rickon for Series 3, Art Parkinson joked on Twitter about how even he had to run and check that he'd actually been in it?!
  • The bear from "The Bear and the Maiden Fair" was named Bart.
    • And gets a single credit screen all to himself (he's actually the second movie star bear to have the name, born shortly after the death of the first).
    • While filming the bear's scenes, the crew kept shouting "nice bear!" and playing country music to not upset it.
  • This outtake picture from TV Guide has a You Taste Delicious moment where Lena Headley is licking the side of Peter Dinklage's face, with Nikolaj looking on in mock horror.
  • In order to not give anything away, the HBO blurb for "Second Sons" describes the White Walker that attacks Sam and Gilly as "an older gentleman."
  • For the book readers with a dark sense of humor, the reactions of non readers to the Red Wedding.
  • More from GRRM's appearance on Conan: he talks about growing up in New Jersey, looking out across the river and seeing this glittering city and wondering just what kind of people lived there and what kind of adventures there were to be had. Of course what he was seeing was Staten Island, much to everyone's (including grown-up Martin himself) amusement.
  • Lord Tywin Lannister reads Fifty Shades of Grey.
  • In his interviews, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau seems to have difficulty remembering he isn't Jaime Lannister as he spends most of them either defending or gushing over him.
  • Emilia Clarke recounting her first meeting with Jason Momoa:
    Our first ever meeting in the lobby of a Belfast hotel did start by him rugby tackling me to the floor yelling "WIFEY!!"
  • The ComicCon "In Memoriam" video can be oddly funny at parts. Like when they show "Beric Dondarrion ... for the 6th time" (complete with him resurrecting and saying "Not today"), rapidly raising counts of "Baratheon soldier" in Blackwater, the fact that dull witted and unspeakably violent monster Gregor Clegane named his horse "Chateaubriand", or just flashing random characters so fast you can barely see with completely unfitting music.
    • The "In Memoriam" coffee table book would an utter downer if not for the multiple appearances of Beric Dondarrion with the same text written in his third page as it was in his first.
  • Members of the cast talk about their horrified reactions to the Red Wedding... then comes Charles Dance, almost in-character, completely deadpan, and just points out that Tywin did what he had to do.
  • George RR Martin spoils Season 4.
  • Finn Jones and Oona Chaplin try their darndest to eat a whole, raw onion in less than 42 seconds.
  • When Iwan Rheon was being asked about the best of playing Ramsay, he responded that it was torturing Theon, which caused the reporter to ask how is it to torture Alfie Allen. Rheon says that it is fiction, and that Allen still has a penis.
  • John Bradley, Finn Jones and Kristian Nairn are interviewed (and later act in a silly GoT parody) on ''Sarah Millican''.
  • Watch Gethin Anthony, Finn Jones, Gemma Whelan and Daniel Portman sing the GoT opening theme at the 2013 RingCon.
    • The aforementioned 4 actors also performed a parody of Renly's death scene which included Loras. After the scene is finished, Gethin's facial expression as he's getting up pretty much says, "I totally didn't expect that Finn would kiss me on the mouth!"
  • George Martin discovering that the inevitable XXX-rated parody had shied away from portraying Brother-Sister Incest, so he now has a TV series that's dirtier than its porn version.
  • Throughout several interviews and pieces of promotional material, Jason Momoa simply refuses to accept that his character has been killed off. At one point he crashes a Comic Con, shouts, "I'm not dead, George!" and plants a big one on Emilia Clarke.
  • When asked about whether or not the game would have sex scenes in it, Telltale Games said "There are sex scenes in Game of Thrones?".
  • #RoastJoffrey: An entire event dedicated to taking the piss out of Joffrey. Highlights include:
    "Father's Day must put him in a pickle."
  • The Season 4 video Foreshadowing has some good bits, like Kit Harington talking about the difficulty of treating a "big green dummy" like it's your lifelong pet, Gwendoline Christie's Evil Laugh, and, this troper's personal favorite, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau and Peter Dinklage doing a dance number during Tyrion's trial.
  • On the Season 3 commentaries, Gwendoline Christie's shock and grief at learning that, due to a broken ankle, Kit Harrington had to use a butt double in "Kissed By Fire".
    • Followed by an extremely prolonged discussion of Richard Madden's cleavage.
    • Bryan Cogman claims that he'd intended to play Maester Pylos before the character was Adapted Out.
    • Vanessa Taylor repeatedly ribbing Catelyn for constantly crying throughout Season Three.
    • Kit talking about how he "hugged" Rose off the Wall.
    • Emilia Clarke on what it was like watching Season One with her parents: "Dad, you need to go make another cup of coffee. Now, now, now, please."
    • Michelle Fairley relates how she ran into Natalia Tena on their shared last day on the season, and Tena excitedly (and rather tactlessly, given what Fairley had spent the past week filming) proclaimed that she hadn't gotten a farewell basket from the producers, meaning she would be coming back.
    • Iwan Rheon claims he has the map from the credits tattooed on his ass. Plus, cheerfully calling out to his dad whenever Roose is onscreen.
    • George RR Martin explains that the Season Three scripts featured a lot of scenes being swapped around between episodes, which makes him quite happy as he's able to talk about how great the writing in "his" episode is without feeling awkward about praising his own work.
    • When Maester Aemon appears, Iwan says to Emilia "He's related to you, right?" referring to Aemon being Dany's great-uncle. Iain Glen is left utterly confused, thinking he's talking about the actors.
    • Martin insists a little too strongly that the scene where Theon is castrated was taken from another episode's script, and he had nothing to do with the entire storyline, which rings pretty hollow considering he wrote the books in the first place.
  • The Season 3 History and Lore video on Robert's Rebellion, which features some catty bickering between Varys and Littlefinger, all done in the same dead serious tone as the other H&L videos.
    • The Blackfish also gets in some good snark during his videos on the Riverlands and House Tully.
    (About the family sigil) The trout, that most terrifying of fish, especially when it leaps out of the water. I suppose you don't have many options when you live in the Riverlands.
    (About making alliances through marriage) Our trout has swum up so many rivers over the centuries and leapt onto so many plates that it's a wonder that half the realm's sigils don't have fins by now.
    If Westeros isn't careful, pretty soon our people will grow some sense and abandon this place for a safer realm... like the Dothraki Sea.
    "The King eats, and The Hand takes the shit." The same is true of the Riverlands: "The Seven Kingdoms piss, and the Riverlands change clothes."
    • Thoros remarking that his heroic charge on the Greyjoys was due to him desperately needing to piss, and calling the War of the Five Kings "those brats squabbling over the world's pointiest chair."
  • Gethin Anthony revealed at the 2014 EM-Con GoT panel that he wrote Renly/Loras fanfiction to help him understand the characters and their relationship better, but judging by the audience's amused reaction, some dirty-minded fans were evidently hoping that he had composed pure smut. Even Kristian Nairn's face turned beet red when he realized what the crowd were chuckling at. Gethin's expression could be read as, "Damn, I should've expected that the R/L shippers would twist my words in that way."
    Gethin: As preparation for the second series, I wrote myself a little short story about what Loras and Renly did between the seasons, and it's all — (Audience bursts into laughter, including one loud wolf whistle.)
    • At the same convention, Gethin also spoke of how he annoyed Jack Gleeson on set by sending him numerous notes as his Uncle Renly admonishing his nephew's bad behaviour. Jack's response to Gethin's one-time gift of a Jelly Baby is appropriately Joffrey-like.
    Gethin: I gave young Jack Gleeson a present once, and he sent it back, because on set I would write him little notes from Uncle Renly telling him to stop being a naughty boy. And I sent him a Jelly Baby as a gift to his trailer with a little note telling him what he should be doing, and he sent it back with the head bitten off.
    • Gethin recounts the time Sean Bean laughed at him after he got drenched by the latter's car on an especially rainy day.
      Gethin: It wasn't funny necessarily for me, but someone got a kick out of it. I was fully dressed up in my lovely little outfit from Season 1 and it was rainy outside. The costume department very kindly gave me an umbrella, "Be careful." "Of course, I'll just skip from my trailer to the studio, so it's only about a 5-minute walk." So I'm walking over and it's really raining cats and dogs, I'm keeping it all protected, and then this big car — a Jag — just swooshed around the corner and nails me completely with a puddle! It splashes all over me, and I just stood there going, "What the...?" As I stood there soaking, the driver [...] was all, "Gethin, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry!" and Sean Bean gets out of the back and goes "Heh, that was funny that!"
  • Finn Jones was entertainingly wacky and hyperactive during this Season 4 NYC premiere red carpet interview, and many fans even suspected that he was high as a kite and/or drunk at the time (although the actor would later deny that he was inebriated in any way). Some have suggested that Finn should host next year's event, as he's much more fun and dynamic than the reporter from Facebook Live.
    Interviewer: Maybe Loras can be the Father of Unicorns. We have a Mother of Dragons.
    Finn: We can get Renly back from the dead, and we can do that "thing," and make some unicorns.
    • Here's another interview from the same event where Finn discusses unicorns (again) and his "sword."
      Interviewer: If you had a sword, what would you name it?
      Finn: Oh wow, is this a penis question? Um, if I had sword... No, all I can think about is my dick! Sword, sword, sword, sword, if I had a sword... Uh, I don't know, all I can think about is my penis.
  • In a red-carpet interview, Indira Varma was asked who she would "ship" herself with in Game of Thrones universe, her reply? "The Mountain. You know, for the size."
  • Kit Harrington claims that a girl once went up to him in a bar and said that he looked like Jon Snow. His response to this was to say "well, I am". She simply said "he's taller than you are".
  • The entire Long Story Short, a short feature about the making of Game of Thrones with D.B. Weiss and David Benioff being interviewed and Charles Dance as the narrator.
    Charles Dance: I'm Charles Dance. They thought I would make a good narrator.
    D.B. Weiss: Mostly because we're terrified of him. You don't want a call from Charles Dance in the middle of the night.
    Charles Dance: [Close-up to a photo of Dance with thunder striking] Indeed!
  • After The Mountain and the Viper aired, Pedro Pascal had one word to say on Twitter.
    • The day after that, he said this:
      I shit you not, I can't get rid of this headache.
      • By the look of things, he's been waiting for this episode for a long time.
    • His proposal for Oberyn's funeral.
  • Loras gets his revenge on Joffrey for the latter's homophobic depiction of Renly at the royal wedding feast.
  • The roundtable discussion with actors who were killed off in Season 4 has all of them sharing how they learned it would happen.
    • In Charles Dance's case, it was from a fan who didn't realize he hadn't read the books and described the entire scene (at Dance's own request once he found out it would happen).
    • Thomas Brodie-Sangster got to his death scene, knowing full well that Jojen was still alive in the books, and after Jojen getting stabbed he figured Meera would save him. Then Meera gave him a Mercy Kill instead, and he figured he could at least come back next season as a Wight. Then the Child of the Forest blew up his body with a "Molotov Cocktail."
  • In the Season 4 commentaries, Alex Graves reveals that the first attempt to shoot Joffrey's death was ruined by the actors all being a bit punchy after spending so long filming the wedding scene, so that they all cracked up irretrievably after Jack Gleeson's delivery of "The pie is dry."
  • From Sophie Turner and Maisie Williams' commentary on "First of His Name":
    • This season their performance of the credits is with interpretive dance, ie spinning around on their chairs.
    • Maisie notes how doing walking scenes with Rory McCann can get tricky because his strides are so much longer.
    • Sophie reveals that Kate Dickie was actually standing off-camera making the orgasm sounds for her to react to, and the scene we get is the only take where she didn't laugh.
      • She also had to eat fifty lemon cakes during all of those takes, and unlike Sansa, she hates lemon cakes.
    • The crew wasn't able to bring horses to Iceland and had to make do with ponies, causing some issues with their being way too small for Rory.
    • Maisie managed to hit herself in the eye with Needle while trying to stab Sandor.
    • They suspect Kit Harrington would look like one of the Jackson Five if he cut his hair.
  • Bryan Cogman points out in the commentary for "The Laws of Gods and Men" that his sigil in the credits is a vomiting Maester, thanks to an incident Dan and Dave happened to witness.
  • In the "Mockingbird" commentary, Aiden Gillen sings "You're the One That I Want" while Kate Dickie makes orgasm noises.
  • In the months leading up to Season 5, there were persistent rumors that Charles Dance had filmed more for the show, leading to tons of speculation about whether there would be flashbacks, or even if Tywin Lannister wasn't actually dead. Turns out it was to play his corpse.
  • Peter Dinklage, Maisie Williams, Kit Harington, and Emilia Clarke try to sum up the first four seasons of Game of Thrones in thirty seconds.
    Kit Harington: Ned gets killed, dragons get hatched. Sex, not necessarily loving. Jon Snow progressively gets more upset.
    Emilia Clarke: Blood, death, boobs. Blood, death, boobs. Dragons! Daenarys Wins!
    Maisie Williams: Death, death, death, revenge, death, death, death, revenge, death, and revenge.
    Peter Dinklage: Tyrion is a science chemistry teacher at a high school, he finds this guy Jesse Pinkman and they get a Winnebago and then they get involved with some fried chicken place.
  • Ian McElhinney, who has read the books, realized by himself that his character (Ser Barristan) was written out when he noticed that his shooting schedule for Season 5 was too thin considering all the stuff his book counterpart does. He reflects about it with a final piece of sage advide: "It proves you should probably not read the books."
  • Aimee Richardson's reaction to Myrcella being recast.
  • Kerry Ingram congratulates Liam Cunningham on his nameday: "Happy birthday niggit"