- When John and Frank talk on the radio for the first time, though neither of them knows it yet. Frank criticizes John for not loving baseball.
Frank: Let me tell you something. A thousand years from now, when school kids study about America, they're gonna learn about three things. The Constitution, rock and roll, and baseball.
- John's talk with the six year old Gordo.
Gordo: This is the Space Cowboy, I'm an intergalactic traveler from the Federation Planet Earth.
John: Now this is important, something you've got to remember for a long time, Yahoo.Gordo: What's that?John: Well it's a magic word. it's like um. Like Abra Kadabra, but even better. Try it out kid. YahooGordo: Yahoo.John: You got it space cowboy. Now go upstairs and write it down.Gordo: You got it Mr., I mean Santa Claus.
- John then calls himself Santa Claus, then he offers the younger Gordo some advice.