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Funny: Forrest Gump
  • Admit it, you wanted to laugh too when Lt. Dan is practically challenging God to strike down their shrimp boat during the hurricane.
    Lt. Dan: You. Will. NEVER. Sink. This. BOAT!!! MAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
  • While Forrest's football team is at the White House to meet President John F. Kennedy, Forrest drinks over a dozen bottles of Dr. Pepper. When the time comes to shake the president's hand...
    JFK: Congratulations, how does it feel to shake the president's hand?
    Forrest: I gotta pee. (Quickly runs off to use the bathroom.)
    JFK: I believe he said he had to go pee!
  • After Dan buys some well-timed stock in Apple Computers, Forrest describes it as "some kind of fruit company."
  • On being shot in the butt-tocks:
    They said it was a million dollar wound, but the army must keep that money 'cause I still haven't seen a nickel of that million dollars.
    • Forrest showing his butt-tocks to LBJ on national television. LBJ's reaction is even better:
    LBJ: (laughing) God damn, son.
  • When the shrimping business isn't going too well, Lt. Dan sarcastically suggests Forrest pray for shrimp. One Gilligan Cut later Forrest is standing in a gospel choir, looking as awkward and out-of-place as a pineapple in a tomato patch.
  • "Sorry I had a fight in the middle of your Black Panther party."
  • Dan talking to Forrest about religion:
    Dan: Have you found Jesus yet Gump?
  • This gem of an exchange halfway through the film:
    Forrest: Lt. Dan! What're you doin' here?
    Lt. Dan: Well, I thought I'd try out my sea legs.
    Forrest: But you ain't got no legs, Lt. Dan.
    Lt. Dan: ...Yes, I know that.
    • And shortly after that, since Forrest had whimsically jumped off his moving boat.
    Forrest: [beat] That's my boat...
  • Forrest's only problem with playing college football is he never knows when to stop running. When we see him play, he not only carries the ball almost effortlessly to the goalline, but bulldozes the marching band and runs clean out of the stadium.
    College was very confusing times.
    • Which leads to how Forrest finally figures out when to stop running; the entire stadium holds up signs and shouts "STOP!!"
  • "They sending me to Vietnam. It's this whole other country."
  • Lt. Dan thinking Forrest and Bubba are from Arkansas moments after they tell him they're from Alabama.

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