- "And I'll put more guards on the guards!"
- Even Morbius thought it was funny, except perhaps the part about the kissing...
- Poor Cooky seems to be the ship's designated Butt-Monkey.
Cooky: *cough* *cough* It's smooth too!
- When Cooky rendezvous with Robby, and tries out some of the bourbon.
- Robby's dry sense of humor, as noted on the main page:
Commander Adams: Nice climate you have here. High oxygen content.Robby: I rarely use it myself, sir. It promotes rust.
Robby: Star sapphires take a week to crystallize properly. Would diamonds or emeralds do?Altaira: Well, if they're large enough.
- When Altaira requests he make her a new outfit, with lots of Star sapphires.