* One thing that even a couple reviewers have commented on is that the game's flavor text is ''hilarious''. You thought ''[[VideoGame/DissidiaFinalFantasy Dissidia]]'' poked fun, the comments on characters, enemies and equipment verges on AffectionateParody.
-->'''Zidane:''' "This Tantalus Theatre Troupe member really knows how to touch--er, treat a lady." \\
'''Auron:''' "This unsent monk is a decade dead, but still chugs nog as a weapon, not a vice." \\
'''Berserker:''' "Oddly, this maniacal axe-wielding force of nature enjoys cosplaying as a wolf." \\
'''[[http://images.wikia.com/finalfantasy/images/e/e3/Gaelicat_ATB.png Gaelicat]]:''' "I, for one, welcome our new flying cat overlords." \\
'''Basilisk:''' "This beast's gaze turns the living to stone. You don't want to get stoned, do you?" \\
'''Yoichi's Bow:''' "This odd bow comes from a far land and bears the name of some person or another." \\
'''Excalibur:''' "All knights yearn for this sword of unparalleled power. Accept no imitations." \\
'''[[VideoGame/FinalFantasyXII Balthier]]:''' "This fast-flying sky pirate is often seen with what appears to be a giant bunny."