"This Tantalus Theatre Troupe member really knows how to touch—er, treat a lady." Auron:
"This unsent monk is a decade dead, but still chugs nog as a weapon, not a vice." Berserker:
"Oddly, this maniacal axe-wielding force of nature enjoys cosplaying as a wolf." Gaelicat◊:
"I, for one, welcome our new flying cat overlords." Basilisk:
"This beast's gaze turns the living to stone. You don't want to get stoned, do you?" Yoichi's Bow:
"This odd bow comes from a far land and bears the name of some person or another." Excalibur:
"All knights yearn for this sword of unparalleled power. Accept no imitations." Balthier:
"This fast-flying sky pirate is often seen with what appears to be a giant bunny."