Funny / Final Fantasy All The Bravest

  • One thing that even a couple reviewers have commented on is that the game's flavor text is hilarious. You thought Dissidia poked fun, the comments on characters, enemies and equipment verges on Affectionate Parody.
    Zidane: "This Tantalus Theatre Troupe member really knows how to touch—er, treat a lady."
    Auron: "This unsent monk is a decade dead, but still chugs nog as a weapon, not a vice."
    Berserker: "Oddly, this maniacal axe-wielding force of nature enjoys cosplaying as a wolf."
    Gaelicat: "I, for one, welcome our new flying cat overlords."
    Basilisk: "This beast's gaze turns the living to stone. You don't want to get stoned, do you?"
    Yoichi's Bow: "This odd bow comes from a far land and bears the name of some person or another."
    Excalibur: "All knights yearn for this sword of unparalleled power. Accept no imitations."
    Balthier: "This fast-flying sky pirate is often seen with what appears to be a giant bunny."