Funny / Father Goose

• When Walter and Catherine first met.
  Catherine: Do you have a boat?
  Walter: No. I walked.
• While Walter is trying to teach Catherine how to catch a fish barehanded. When a fish swims toward them, we get this:
  Walter: (in a hushed voice) Hey, here she comes again.
  Catherine: How do you know it's a "she"?
  Walter: Her mouth is open, now be quiet.
• After Jenny hands Walter one of his whiskey bottles after he'd almost choked.
  Walter: (playing dumb) Why, how strange!
  Jenny: What?
  Walter: That you should bring me this.
  Jenny: I've done it before.
  Walter: No you haven't.
  Jenny: Yes I have.
  Walter: Shut up.
• During the wedding.
  Houghton: There's a bit of paperwork to fill out, Walter. Who's the Maid of Honor?
  Catherine: Umm, Elizabeth Anderson.
  Houghton: And the Best Man?
  Walter: Uh, Harry MacGregor.
  Houghton: Harry?
  Walter: Just believe me.
• Before the wedding, Walter radios the base for a chaplain. What's Houghton's response when the radioman relays the message without elaborating?
  Cdr. Houghton: A Chaplain?! Good heavens, he's killed her!
  • Followed up by the radioman's own shock, when he explains Walter and Catherine's intentions to get married.
  Cdr. Houghton: Married?! Goody-Two Shoes and the Filthy Beast?!