Funny: Family Feud
Like almost any other long-running Game Show, Family Feud and its foreign counterparts have had their share of highly amusing moments. See also Funny.Family Fortunes for funny moments from the British equivalent. And in general, for any particularly stupid answer, see the What An Idiot subpage.
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Richard Dawson (1976-85, 1994-95)
- Mid-1977: For the first year-plus, the Face-Off Podium used much thinner buzzers that, if a contestant wasn't careful, could be broken. This was inevitable. By September 2 (the "Alligator" episode), the normal buzzers were in place. note
- Fall 1977: The Face-Off Podium just doesn't want to work. The male contestant even kicks the front of the podium!
- 1978 (daytime): On this episode, neither contestant could come up with an answer for "Living or dead, name a famous religious woman", so Dawson asked for the question to be thrown out. He then asked the contestants "How much is one and one?" After the female contestant rang in (and the male contestant yelled out "two"), Dawson stopped them and said "Just checking" before reading the actual second question.
- 1978 (daytime): One contestant stopped Dawson during a Face-Off and asked whether she could go to the bathroom. He said that she could, but they'd have to stop tape... so she asked "Do you just have a can?" — Dawson, presumably trying to offset the Squick factor, replied "No, you store film in cans. We keep our videotape in boxes."
- Taped September 25, 1980 (daytime), in what is probably the most infamous Family Feud moment period:
- The kicker is when he has to ask it to the second contestant, he absolutely struggles to get back on-topic and ends up having to explain away why he was suddenly laughing about "September". Then she proceeded to respond to "Name a noisy bird" with "Cuckoo", causing Dawson to lose it again, and then give up entirely when time expired ("To hell with that!")
- 1981 (nighttime): One episode had the Fast Money question "Name something people take with them into the bathtub". The contestant said "a duck", which was met by Dawson with derision. And then it turned that it was one of the answers given (as in "rubber duckie")... and Dawson literally dropped on his face.
Dawson (after getting back up): I get to retire after this show.
- Dawson and the Strike operator have some fun.
Dawson: Name someone past or present famous for his or her wiggle.
Contestant: Gypsy Rose Lee.
(Dawson turns around, but the Strike beats him to the punch)
Dawson: Gyp- Ro- Lee.
Dawson: Lee. Ros-
(buzzer, followed by it sounding over 20 times more)
Dawson (over buzzers): Lee!-Oh... yeah-no, I can take a hint. (buzzers stop) Alright... (turns to contestant who gave the response) you were that close, though.
- During the face-off for the question "Name a fruit with an edible peel", the woman who rang in said "Banana". Later in the round, Dawson called her bluff by eating a banana, peel and all.
- Early 1985 (daytime): While the question and dumb answer have been seen before on various blooper specials ("Something you make conversation about when you meet a stranger." "Mutual friends."), the subsequent Face-Off isn't — and it's a shame, because Dawson couldn't stop laughing.
- 1994-95: Dawson pulled a Combs once when the first contestant got 200 points in Fast Money. Dawson asked the joke question of "Besides giving birth to Adolf, name a reason for hating Mrs. Hitler" for the second contestant.
- Dawson was nearly driven to despair when the contestants kept misinterpreting the question "Name a question such as 'how old are you?' that you might answer with a lie." by answering with ages (the first woman to buzz in interrupted Dawson right after he said "how old are you"). Thankfully, the contestants eventually figured it out.
Dawson: I will not give up with this question! I have faith in my families.
- Possibly one of the funniest intentional answers:
Dawson: Give me a slang name for a policeman.
Dawson: Pardon? What did you say?
Dawson: Oh, okay. May we see what he said?
- This question:
Dawson: Name something a hostess does to let her guests know it's time to leave.
(contestant buzzes in)
Contestant: (shrugs her shoulders) She goes to bed...
Dawson: Well, that'd certainly tip me off... (pointing at board) She hits the sack?
- From a Fast Money round:
Dawson: One of the three bears.
Dawson: This man's flying airplanes for us...
(contestant is an airline pilot)
Dawson: (tries to read the next question, but laughs more)
- This question:
Dawson: Name something you buy and then have to be careful about how you carry it home.
Contestant: An infant.
Dawson: (puzzled) An infant... Something you buy.
(audience begins to laugh)
- 1994-1995: "What is the perfect, ideal, everyday temperature?" As in weather. The contestant answered 98.6 Degrees.
Dawson: What would be the ideal, everyday temperature? Everybody... disrobe! (answer is revealed, audience is in hysterics) 98.6! Survey said... (buzzer) Ze-oh! (Jamaican accent) It's like living on de equa-taah!
- "Name a piece of clothing wives buy for their husbands." "Halter tops."
Dawson: I remember when my wife bought me my very first halter top, and looking back on it all, I would say that was the point where we began to drift apart...
- "Well, what's your story?" "I'm ...I'm in young girls' pants, I manufacture pants."
- Richard's reaction to that is priceless. He actually does a Double Take.
Ray Combs (1988-94)
- A few times during Combs' run, the first player in Fast Money got more than 200 points alone. As a joke, Combs hushed the audience and brought out the second player, then said that the first player had only gotten a ridiculously-small number of points. He then asked the second player gag questions such as "Name a number between three and five" before revealing the first player's score and saying that the family had won the jackpot.
- One family managed to do this twice during their reign. The second time, Ray tried to pull the same stunt twice on the same Fast Money contestant, but she looked at the board and ruined his prank.
- This Bullseye round with contestants from American Gladiators:
- Circa 1993: During the Bullseye Round, a Playboy playmate (who was playing for charity) was presented with a bouquet of flowers by her opponent. While leaning over the buzzers to kiss him for the wonderful gesture, she accidentally hit her buzzer with her boobs.
Ray (looking at her, a smile on his face): That's the first time anyone's slapped that buzzer and didn't use their hands!
- "Aside from a house or a car specifically, what is the most expensive thing you own?" The first buzz-in answer? "A car." The staff didn't even wait for Ray to prompt them — as soon as that response came out of her mouth, the buzzer went off.
- "Name something you wear to bed." Quoth the little old lady, "A condom!"
- Someone else gave that same answer to "Name something a husband might ask his wife to carry in her purse."
- "Name something normally worn only by children." "Clothes."
- This exchange:
Ray: Name something that falls from trees.
Contestant: How about bird shit?
Contestant: Well, it happens, Ray! It does happen!
Ray: Boy, I'm glad cows don't fly.
- And this one:
Ray: A slang term that means "wife".
(audience boos and jeers)
Ray: (sarcastically) Good answer!
- To clarify, this was a game between divorcees, with ex-husbands playing against their ex-wives.
- One rowdy contestant was waving her arms around right when Ray walked back to her spot. The result, an accidental whack in the head, which Ray oversold by crumpling to the ground. When he gets back up, he says, "I think she broke my hair, judge..."
- This question
Combs: Name something on an elephant that is huge.
Contestant: I'm gonna have to say a big butt.
Combs: No, No not that it's a bad thing.
Contestant: No, not at all, I like big butts.
(audience laughs even more)
- "Describe the weather with a word or phrase that you would also use to describe your wife." "Wet!"
- An unexpected answer, according to Ray:
Combs: Name something someone does that could upset everybody else in a room.
Contestant: I want to say "fart".
(Ray jumps back in response, audience laughs)
Combs: God bless you for saying what's on your mind. And believe me, I almost did it when you said that.
Louie Anderson (1999-2002)
- "Name a part of the body that gets bigger as you get older." Not only was the answer "Penis" given (itself bordering on Never Heard That One Before), but the contestant was a little too eager to fire that answer off.
- "Name something that you catch." The second contestant kept saying words that have "ball" in it and the first contestant already said "Ball." Louie, on the third try said, "No balls." The audience cracked.
- On the LA Lakers vs LA Lakers Girls special, Name something a teenager can do for hours at a time? Masturbate.
Richard Karn (2002-06)
- Fall 2002: After Karn asked one question, the contestants tried to buzz-in... only to find that the podium didn't work (no sounds). Karn proceeded to alternate smacking the buzzers, to no avail.
- 2000s (unaired): "Name an animal whose legs are on a restaurant menu." No buzz-in response. Karn tried (and epically failed) to hold in his laughter as he slowly HeadDesked the podium. To which the Strike sound played, meaning the question was skipped, and Karn added "I don't even wanna know!" and tossed the index card with the question written on it away.
- 2000s: "Name something dogs can do better than humans." "Pee."
- 2000s: "Name an animal with spots". The #2 answer was Tigers. In a reversal of the usual "moronic answers" formula, nobody even thought to guess this one. And then while returning from the next commercial break, Richard says "We're still looking for that spotted tiger."
- 2000s (possibly unaired): One contestant instinctively rang in before Richard even asked the question, prompting him to snark "Ooh, ooh, call on me, call on me!"
- 2000s: During the final round: "Name an animal with a long tail." "Giraffe!" It got two points. And then when the second person came up, she said "giraffe" too.
- "Name something you wouldn't want the police to find in the trunk of your car." "Pickles."
Game$how Marathon (Summer 2006)
- The Ricki Lake-hosted Game$how Marathon wasn't all that great or memorable in general, but a somewhat funny moment occured during the Family Feud finale. For a bit of background, at the time the miniseries aired, the show itself was in the midst of a host changeover — John O'Hurley for Richard Karn — meaning Karn's running gag of "I'M DOUBLING THE POINTS!" followed by applause from the audience was still fresh on the radar. When Ricki Lake mentioned before the beginning of one faceoff that the point values were doubled — in her usual calm non-Karn delivery — the audience still applauded, taking Ricki by surprise for a few seconds. (To clarify: the version of Feud this episode was patterned after was the 1976-85 Richard Dawson version.)
John O'Hurley (2006-10)
- 2007-08: One answer remained unrevealed for "Name a reason why a man would want to marry Martha Stewart." — "He's gay."
- Fall 2009: "Of all the US Presidents, which would look best in a Speedo?" No, seriously.
- "Name something that goes up" Number 6 answer was Mr. Happy.
- "Name something that shrinks." One person answered "The Incredible Shrinking Man," which was accepted as "People." Later...
- 2006: One of the very first videos uploaded to the show's YouTube account, before the season had even premiered, was a clip featuring the question "Name a way to make bathing a sexy experience." This one got met with two funny answers, "In the nude", and "401(k) jelly" (presumably, he was wanting to say "KY Jelly", a brand of lubricant.)
O'Hurley: I remember 401(k) being a retirement plan, not a jelly! But in a troubled economy, you go anywhere you can.
Al Roker (NBC, 2008)
Steve Harvey (2010-Present)
The primary source of funny is Steve basically saying what the audience is thinking and berating contestants for giving stupid answers, generally being shocked if the answer is actually on the board. Thanks to the show's official YouTube page, he got major points with the fanbase before Season 12 even began. He's also responsible for the show's ratings being better than they've ever been before.
- "When people talk about 'The Big One', what are they talking about?" The first answer? A man's privates. Cue the most epic "WTF?!" face from Steve.
Steve: ..."Family"! "Family"! I just got this job! What are you trying to do?!
- During a question asking for a word or phrase that starts with "Pot", a contestant responded with "Potato". Steve, after being shocked for a few seconds (and can be seen mouthing "Potato?"), responded to both the family and audience with "Why y'all clapping?" After explaining the problem with the contestant's answer, he stated that "I'm gonna just... start walking towards the [other] family." As it turned out, "Potato" was on the board, shocking Steve again and prompting him to beg for the contestant's forgiveness.
- "In this bad economy, what might Santa Claus have to do to one of his reindeer?" "Eat one." Steve then proceeded to tear into the guy and his family ("You stop high-fivin' him!"), taking said response to its logical extreme. And then it was on the board, stunning Steve to the point where he could only muster a small "Wow."
- "We asked 100 men. Name a part of your body that's bigger than it was when you were 16." The 2nd contestant gives the answer you've all been waiting for, to which Steve slowly crumples to the floor... all while the timer continues to count down. After it hits zero, well... just watch. (The full round was MUCH worse, though.)
- Not on the show's YouTube page but still unaired, this exchange where Steve celebrates the birthday of the cue card lady. He then points out her husband "Woodstock" (so named because he's "been a hippie his entire life"), only to discover that Don (the man standing to Steve's right who gives him each question card) was the cue card lady's first husband.
Steve: Well, welcome to Family Feud everybody. ... Right after the show, outside, Don and Woodstock are gonna be kicking each other's ass.
- During a question asking for something someone with long legs may not be able to fit into, a contestant responded with "Long Pants." Steve responded by walking over to the contestant and basically lecturing her as a father would to his daughter over her choice. Steve's next reaction says it all.
- October 2010: A girl nicknamed Double-D.
Steve: ...you can do that on Family Feud? This is the greatest show I've ever had!
- Steve cheers a strike.
- It's not uncommon for a family to reveal all the answers on the board, and it has happened many times with no Strikes. A pastor's family doing a Strikeless Sweep on this question is... well, it probably hasn't happened before or since.
Steve: (grinning) I gotta go to this church!
- Later in the same episode, "Name something that a burglar would not want to see when he breaks into a house." "Nekkid grandma!" The best part? It was the #2 answer (listed as "Gun/Occupant)".
Opponent: (deadpan) I wouldn't want to see that, either.
- "Name a profession where you might get booed." "A comedian." Despite the verbal backspacing the poor girl cut loose with, Steve looked like he took it personally.
- "Name a job that's dirty, but someone has to do it." After giving "Plumber" (which was already given), "Gynecologist."
- These three questions have the same train of thought by the contestants.
Steve: This is when you know we're goin' to Hell.
- "Name a reason why someone may leave a house through the window." Vanessa gives an answer ("They lock themselves in the house, with the bolt lock-the extra lock on top.") which Steve notes has already been given ("Lost Key / Locked In") by literally walking up to the board and pointing at it... but she says it's different ("Maybe you spell 'lock' with two Ks"). She re-phrases her answer as "the deadbolt is stuck", to which Steve just says "Okay, I tell you what, let's just go with this one right here." It's accepted as "Broken Door". Steve, shocked by the discovery, ends up hugging and kneeling down to her.
Steve: Forgive me, I'm sorry. I thought that was the stupidest answer...
- Contrary to what Steve heard at first, this contestant did not say "my black-ass parents".
- May 2011: Name a kind of crack. No, seriously.
Steve: (resignedly) This show is going to hell.
- "Name something a man might give a nickname to." "His private parts." Steve's reaction says it all.
Steve: Obviously, this isn't the show I thought it was...
- Even more hilarious was that it came out on the board as "His Ding-Dong".
- September 16, 2011: "Name something you see in every scary movie."
- Fall 2011: "Name something you put in your mouth but don't swallow." A pastor's wife gives the dirty answer you're more than likely thinking of (sperm), and Steve responds with probably the best "The Reason You Suck" Speech in the history of the genre... not only to her, but perhaps also to the show, which has been using these kinds of questions on purpose.
Steve: (mocking her) "We're goin' for the money, so that makes it alright! It doesn't matter I'm a pastor's wife, a ticket to Hell is worth $20,000! You know it's up there, Steve-" (normal) No, I don't know a damn thing that's up there! What you ain't gonna do is drag me into your little nasty world! I don't know nothin' that's up there! "Oh, Steve, you know what's up there-" The hell I know what's up there!.... I have kids. Now... sp-spe...
(Strike sound plays; Steve goes into Happy Dance mode as the contestant looks shocked)
- Made even funnier by the fact that Steve anticipates the answer, and prefaces all of this with a "Think of the Censors" spiel. Then he visibly grimaces when he realizes his plea fell on deaf ears.
- Before that, Steve asks the question, sees the huge grin on the contestant's face, and backs up.
- "Name something an airline pilot may be holding during a long flight?"
- "Which of the Seven Dwarfs best describes your wife in bed?" A Youtube commenter described it best:
"You know you've entered dangerous waters when even a Marine refuses to answer a question."
- "Name something that gets passed around" "A Joint". Despite Steve's reaction, it's on the board. What makes this moment even better is the other contestant's answer, "a church collection plate" was worth less, and it was the only answer on the board worth less than "a joint"
Steve: We're all going to hell.
- November 7, 2011: Name the best dressed game show host.
- Steve loses it over inconsistent judging surrounding the question "Name something that comes out of a hole."
- Name something you might see a squirrel at the park doing with his nuts. Made even funnier when someone responded with "Eating nuts" when Harvey didn't even finish the question, the same person later saying "Show me nuts!"
Steve: We'll be right back! ...If we still have a show!
- Name something a man might have in his pants when he's going on a hot date. One contestant knows her answer's going to be inappropriate and tries to be as PG as possible by saying "He's excited to go on his date." Steve knew what she was talking about but wanted her to be more specific. Her new answer? Boner. Steve's reaction was priceless: "You can say that on TV? What are y'all clappin' for? YOU SAID BONER! YOU SAID IT, YOU DIDN'T ASK ME IF YOU COULD SAY THAT!"
- Number 5 answer, phrased as "a pitched tent", worth 5 points.
- "Name something that follows the word 'pork'" Firstly, Steve misunderstands a contestant's accented "Loin" as "Lawn" (who then proceeds to blurt out "Loin! L-I-O-N"). But then, another member of the family took it further by guessing "-cupine" (as in porcupine, with the same logic as the "Pot-ato" incident). Steve's reaction says it all
Steve: He said -cupine, (laughing) -cupine, -cupine, what?! What is -cupine? This is the greatest answer I've ever heard!
- "Name something that has white balls." The number 6 answer was "White Dudes".
- "A wife can really cut her husband down to size by making fun of his what?" His manhood. (Which is the number 1 answer, labeled as Shrinky Dinky)
Steve: All you women that's out there clapping, listen to me... Don't call it your man's Shrinky Dinky, okay, you'll wind up in a real situation, I can tell you that right now. You got a lot of stuff, but what I ain't 'bout to be is Shrinky Dinky.
- Totally true, if The Powerpuff Girls are to be believed.
- "Name something that will ruin a kiss." One of the contestants answers "a moustache." Steve's expression is priceless.
- The next answer? "Huge lips."
- "Name something that comes in 6-inch and 12-inch sizes." One contestant answers "condoms", which isn't on the board. Somehow, no one gave the obligatory, number 4 answer of "Guy's 'Soul Pole'".
- Later during Fast Money, the contestants give "Titties" (4 points!) and "Tush" (2 points!) as body parts starting with the letter "T". In the case of the former, Steve is shocked and amazed that the contestant said it without an ounce of hesitation
- For the win: "If Santa Claus was sick on Christmas Eve, who might he ask to deliver the presents?" "The Easter Bunny." She was right.
- In what probably is the first time this has ever happened since Celebrity Family Feud (or the TNA special):
Steve: Fill in the blank; when I was a kid, we didn't have what?Mike: (buzzes in) Shit. (cue laughter, collective facepalms, and Harvey's WTF face) ...can I say that? It's the first thing that came to my head.
- Harvey proceeds to grill Mike for swearing on daytime TV, then turns to the director to ask how in the Hell he's supposed to work around that. His answer was accepted as "Any money".
- While a contestant introduced himself, Steve was fixing his tie. Then this happened:
Contestant: I'm a product development consultant, and Steve Harvey is touching me!Steve: *jumps back, startled* ...Did that sound like a lawsuit to y'all?
- This exchange:
Steve: Name a place people like to escape to.Contestant: A drunken state!Steve: *looks up with a 'what the hell' expression*
- The contestant has to clarify what she meant, for a moment Steve thought she was talking about an actual state. He mentions he was thinking of Alabama or Georgia or something similar.
- One Fast Money question was, "Name a reasonable curfew for a sixteen-year-old." The contestant answered...
Contestant: Six o'clock!Steve: Six o'clock? GET IN THE HOUSE, IT'S SIX O'CLOCK!
- The inevitable answer to this question:
Steve: Name something a man has that he likes to polish.Contestant: His man part! *audience laughs while Steve gives him his I'm-losing-faith-in-humanity look* ...Not that I know from experience -Steve: Shut up.
- "Name something you pull out." "Your penis!"
- Steve met a contestant named Khanh, who was a heavy set man. When he asked Khanh what he did for a living, he responded, "I'm a recovering vegetarian." Cue Steve losing it.
- The final answer to "Name something you fantasize about hitting your husband with" was a giant rubber dong. (For bonus humor, read through the comment section where the commenters guess what the category was.)
- This one. The question was "Name a word or phrase that means 'Naked'". The contestant said "Nekkid", and Steve Harvey went on a huge rant saying how he wouldn't be able to use that. The contestant then decides on "Scantily Clad". Harvey loses it.
- Asking for the best low voice someone has ever heard, "Harry Styles." Steve's reaction is hilarious.
Steve: Harry Styles, ha ha ha, who the hell is that?
- "We asked 100 men; name something you might like about living life as a woman." "I can have my own breasts!" It was the #1 answer.
- "Name something a doctor might pull out of a person". You might not believe the answer even after you hear it
- "We talked to a hundred women, name something most women wouldn't be caught dead leaving the house without." "Their vibrator." Steve's improv is just gold. "Well, on my way to the grocery store...Where in the world is my toy? Ain't no tellin' how long these lines gon' be..."
- "If the Statue of Liberty were a man, name something it might be holding instead of a torch." The number four answer, "its wang", prompts Steve to mime doing so immediately. The folks over at Whose Line Is It Anyway? would have joined in with him.
- This contestant failed to realize that their answer was already up on the board.
- 1980s: Once, host Tony Barber accidentally asked a male contestant if he had a boyfriend, then realized his slip and corrected it to "girlfriend". The contestant's response? "No, I'm gay."
- During Bert Newton's stint, there was a special with two teams of past TV Week Logie winners playing against each other. The women's team included Denise Drysdale, Jane Allsop, Jeanne Little, and Patricia "Little Pattie" Thompson. At one point, Bert very casually slips in that he's slept with two of them.
- Another one from Bert's run—"Name a gift that's hard to return". When the Massa family is given a chance to steal, the lady at the end says "a vibrator". Cue dramatic music, Bert claiming that he doesn't know what it is, followed by him saying "uh..." like said device.
Bert: You know, sometimes I do miss morning television.
- From Grant Denyer's run in 2014: In an otherwise successful Fast Money round, the first contestant, asked "Name a type of badge," answers, "Chicken." He then refuses to say what if anything his thinking was, and Grant proceeds to mock him mercilessly while revealing the scores, during his teammate's turn, and even the following night, even while acknowledging that he got two top answers.
- A Fast Money question: "Name something you eat for breakfast that you might also eat for dinner." Both contestants initially answer "Weet-Bix", the latter changing to "Toast." When asked, she mentions that their son is known for it.
- Name a high school subject students actually enjoy. Sex Ed. Icing on the cake, Grant points out that their score up to that point was 69. The answer itself only got them four more points, though.
- From Fast Money:
Grant: Name a celebrity who's famous for being famous.Contestant: You?
- It got zero points, not that it mattered after the 182 points the first contestant had accumulated. And for the record, the top answer with 51 points? Kim Kardashian.
- "Name something that happens after you turn 65." The first contestant buzzes in and answers "You start losing your hearing." Grant leans in and says, "Pardon?" The contestant starts repeating herself, only to catch on after a moment.
- The Home Game on the Super NES had a rather, shall we say, "forgiving" text parser. Basically, it only checks to see if your answer has all the letters that one of the board answers has. This allows players to get away with putting all sorts of crap, from Word Salad Humor to Refuge in Audacity, into the parser and have it counted right. (For example, "I BATHED KEANU REEVES" registers as "BAKER".) Best demonstrated by this tool-assisted speedrun.