Funny: Fallout

  • Too many to mention without it becoming tedious, but they include the lesbian shotgun wedding and Monty Python special encounters in Fallout 2, the Garys in Vault 108 in Fallout 3, and loads more.
  • This is probably immature, but I always got some laughs at exploiting the Tell-Me-Abouts in Fallout 1 and the characters limited responses if they don't recognize the line of text you entered.
    types: What's that lump in your pants?
    Morpheus: That's nothing. You may ask something else.
    types: Do you have a small penis?
    Morpheus: That's not important.
    types: Did somebody fart in here?
    Morpheus: Nothing to be concerned with.
  • MANY of the conversations in Fallout 1 & 2 when playing a "stupid" (Int < 4) character. For example:
    Player: Me finally had a thought and you made me forget it! ME KILL YOU!
    Drug dealer starts a lengthy sales pitch to player
    Player: Okay. Me have to go n-
    Drug dealer continues talking
    Player: ME HAVE TO GO N-
    Drug dealer continues talking
  • If you have a dark sense of humour, some of death animations are outright hilarious, especially with the Bloody Mess perk. Special mention goes to punching a hole through someone.