- The Funny Moment is probably, from "Rainbow Tour":
Eva: Did you hear that? They called me a whore! They actually called me a whore!
- Rainbow Tour actually has several subjectively funny moments.
- "More bad news from Rome, she met with the Pope...she only got a rosary, a kindly word! I wouldn't say the holy father gave her the bird...but Papal decorations, never a hope!
- "Italy's unconvinced by Argentine glory/They equate Peron with Mussolini - can't think why!" (In the film, Antonio Banderas gives a priceless look at the camera.)
- "Tired? Eva? Tired?"
- "She filled a bullring/forty-five thousand seater/but if you're prettier than General Franco, that's not hard...
- "Good Night and Thank You" has a few:
Eva: Oh, but it's sad when a love affair dies/The parting, the closing of doors/But we should be honest, stop fooling ourselves..."Che: ...which means "Up yours"!Eva: Oh, but it's sad when a love affair dies/But when we were hot, we were hot!/I know you'll look back on the good times we shared...Che: ...but Eva will not!Eva: Oh, but it's sad when a love affair dies/The decline into silence and doubt/Our passion was just too intense to survive—"Che: For God's sake, get out!
- One especially amusing moment is during a later stanza of the song in which several of Eva's exes are collectively singing their woes of being tossed aside, and Che, as a busboy in a restaurant, briefly stands with them, resting his forearm on the shoulder of one of her exes, and joins them to sing "Oh but it's sad when a love-affair dies" with an expression as smarmy as it is utterly narmy before shooing them all out and closing the French-doors behind the dismissed exes before turning to fold his arms and look at the camera.
- "The Lady's Got Potential" is pretty darn funny all the way through, given the deadpan snark. Just the first verse tells you it will be an amusingly cynical re-telling of events.
Che: In June of '43, there was a military coup/Behind it was a gang called the GOU/Who did not feel the need to be elected./They had themselves a party at the point of a gun/They were slightly to the right of Attila the Hun/A bomb or two and very few objected.
- "Eva and Magaldi"/"Eva, Beware of the City" has Che fire one at Magaldi, shocked that Eva sees more than a fling in him
Che: Do all your one night stands give you this much trouble?
- "Charity Concert" has Magaldi fire one at Eva, at the event in the company a high-ranking officer.
Eva: Your act hasn't changed much.Magaldi: Neither has yours.