- Zeloth kicks Aquaman in the 'special area', his surfer-dude voice turning high-pitched as he battles with the supervillain.
- Zeloth comments that his left butt cheek can guide better than the guide, whereupon the guide takes this seriously and stares at said butt cheek in awe.
The PC game:
- Using Eli Barracuda to force agents into dancing.
- Some of the interrogation methods - notably, the Michael Jackson dancing routine for the interrogation chair (it's from Smooth Criminal).
- In addition to the above, PATRIOT agents being interrogated in the mixer bowl can be heard saying, rather calmly (although still sounding sick), "that feels kind of funny...uh, tickles my pancreas". Yes, even after they've spent half the interrogation sequence screaming and crying.