Funny: Eurotrip

  • Any scene with the Manchester United soccer hooligans is hilarious.
  • Cooper spending the entire film pretending he's still at work, including fielding calls from his boss on his cell phone and blaming the things he isn't doing on a co-worker.
    Scotty: You didn't tell your boss you were going to Europe.
    Cooper: They would have stopped paying me. This seemed easier.
  • "One...two...three...ha-ha, look at Jamie's penis!"
  • The German kid drawing a Hitler mustache on himself and goose-stepping back and forth in the background while Scott is talking to Mieke's father.
  • The robot fight. It must be seen to be believed.
  • "Mi scusi!"
  • The entire climax at the Vatican. After sneaking into the papal apartment and fooling around, the public thinks the Pope has died and a new one has been elected immediately. Scotty, still wearing the pallium, stumbles into a gold curtain and onto a balcony, and is presented to Vatican City and the world as the new Pope. Cue to the Pope watching on TV and saying to someone with him "what the Hell?"
    • When Jaime and Jenny hear about the "new Pope," this exchange as Jenny obviously realizes what's going on.
    Jaime: We could be witnessing history in the making!
    Jenny: We could be witnessing an arrest in the making.
  • During the credits there plays a series of deleted scenes detailing the group staying at a youth hostel in Amsterdam, as the woman in charge keeps describing it and it gets more horrible by the second.
    Hostel Host: If there is a fire caused by our faulty wiring, or, the fireworks factory on the second floor, you will be incinerated along with the valuables you have hidden in your anus.
  • While hitchhiking, after the (sadly deleted) Happy Jus scene:
    Scott: Let me handle this, I speak better German. Hello!
    Truck Driver: {brightly throughout scene} Hello!
    Scott: [in German] My German is ill, but I can understand on you if the speaking is slowly.
    Truck Driver: [in German] German! I have been driving for 14 hours straight and I haven't slept in three days and I am wired on schnapps, benzedrine, and those little chocolate covered peanuts.
    Cooper: What did he say?
    Scott: He said he's driving, something...
    Scott: [in German] Do you know where is Berlin?
    Truck Driver: [in German] Berlin? Yes, I know it well. I stabbed a woman in a bar in Berlin. But I am going nowhere near Berlin.
    Scott: Berlin!
    Truck Driver: [in German] Berlin! I also sexually assaulted a horse in Berlin.
    Scott: He's going to Berlin.
    Jamie: Awesome.
    Truck Driver: [in German] Nowhere near Berlin.
    Scott: All right, come on, let's go.
    [the group get in the back of the truck]
    Truck Driver: [to self, in German] I'll drive this truck off a cliff before I ever go back to Berlin.
  • The bakery sequence, where Scotty and Jenny have a freak-out over some bad hash brownies. Except not — they weren't hash brownies, it was a normal bakery. They're just idiots.
    "Now put your pants back on, white boy!"