Funny: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

  • When Joel tries to wake himself up by forcing his eyelids open with his fingers.
    Joel (sarcastically): "Oh yeah, this is working like gangbusters."
    • Then it does.
  • When Joel brings Clementine into a memory from his childhood, allowing Carrey to cut loose some of his screwball nature as he acts like a four-year-old.
    Clementine-as-Mrs. Hamlin: Joel, I think it's working, look! (lifts up her dress) My crotch is still here! Just as you'd remembered it!
    Joel-as-Young Joel: Yuck!
  • When Stan honks the horn to alert Mary and Dr. Mierzwiak that Mrs. Mierzwiak is coming. She looks heartbroken, then turns and bitch-slaps Stan: "Thank you, Stan."
  • When Joel and Clementine MST a black and white movie:
    Joel (as people on the screen emerge from behind the two people kissing): Look, there's people coming out of your butt.
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