- This conversation between two mobsters as they get ready to confront Russian bad guys:
Tony: Commie bastards!Mikey: They're not communists anymore, Tony. They're a federation of independent liberated states.Tony: Don't make me hurt you, Mikey.
- Kruger crash lands in a scrapyard after being barely able to open his parachute. A group of kids witness his ordeal:
Kid: "Oh man, did that hurt? It had to hurt; I saw it!"Kruger: "Where is this?"Kid's sister: "Earth. Welcome!"