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Epic Battle Fantasy
An NPC in the third games says " Did you know that monsters that are a higher level than you can evade attacks much better? I can't hit those targets over there because they're at a much higher level than me."
In the third game, the first time a fire bit self-destructs on you, Lance comments "It killed itself! That rock had so much to live for!"
Matt, upon seeing a Viking Monolith, comments, "A giant rock! That's not very threatening! What's it going to do, fall on us?"
When Lance uses his Nuke Limit Break, Natalie says, "Gonna not do that? We'll die!!!"
(Matt upon landing the final blow) Matt: I used my fapping arm for that attack!
After Natz and Lance see an active volcano and discuss how it may be related to Akron, Matt goes out of his way to say, "That volcano's causing global warming!"
The pre-final boss cutscene in the second game also counts.
Matt: Eh, I don´t like the look of this place, and what´s with that fancy car over there.
Valykrie Tank: *I am not a car*.
Lance: Get out of the way nooblets, this area has been quarantined. Well, your lives are forfeit either way now that you´ve seen me. The earth must be purged of all infidels.
Matt: Huh, have we met before? So what´s your plan now, just trying to kill everything?
While in the desert at the third game, Natz complains that she'd prefer the snowy terrain that this heat:
This conversation in the fourth game:
Natz: Uh, what is it...?
Um, not really… and it’s not like I have a choice. That’s just the way they are.
Natz: I don’t think it’s that simple…
Yeah, you read that last sentance right: MATT comes off as the Only Sane Man at the end here! Really shows how Off the Rails this conversation went...
Then there's Matt and Sparky the engineer both completely misunderstanding how wind-farms work.
Sparky: I work for the department of clean and renewable energy. I have just completed a feasibility study of this area. It is in fact not worthwile to install a wind-farm within this facility, as there is no wind indoors.
Matt: I thought wind-farms created the wind though? That's why there's always a lot of wind near them!
Matt: That's why computers need small windmills to cool them!!
Sparky: You may be onto something. I think you'd make a great engineer someday.