(Cut to obvious robot puppet duplicates making dinner instead. Somehow, Lady Gobbler can't tell the difference between them and the Riveras)
Lady Gobbler: I'm confused.
When White Pantera stands up against El Mal Verde to demand his son back, which not only doesn't go as well as expected at first, but actually doubles as a HeartwarmingTear Jerker when Manny/El Tigre realizes why his father ran from the fight years ago, we get...
Apparently the library has a book on eating churro's while playing an exploding guitar.
Frida: Don't worry, in the Li-berry, I found something that can defeat El Mal Verde!
Maria: You found a book revealing his secret weakness?
Frida: Nope. (Pulls out a giant book) Eat this!
(She throws the book at him but it bounces off harmlessly.)
Frida: Well that's all I got. Thoughts?
Some moments from "Sole Of A Hero"...
White Pantera tells of how he battled evil squids but the leader got away with the jeweled mule of Maya and he swears to find whoever did it. Behind his back, a happy Granpapi comes in on a squid holding the jeweled mule.
"LA DA DADA DA DA DI DI DI, THERE'S NOTHING GOING ON! SCOO BADA SCOO DABA SKEE, A CAT POOPED ON MY LAWN! A CAT! POOPED! ON! MY! LAAAAAAAAAAAAWN! YEOW!"
"Thank you Frida...that was uncomfortable..."
"A cat pooped on my laaaaaaawn. That is catchy."
Rodolpho's Canadian soap opera "You don't know anything a 'boot' it."
After Pantera finds out about the boots.
White Pantera: (gasps) "It WAS the boots! What a relief, I am not too old. I have only been betrayed by my only son and am now powerless to stop these bloodthirsty villains from crushing me! Hooray!"
Manny tells his dad he will never steal his boots again and runs off...then Granpapi comes in with his sombrero replaced by a ham. And Manny and Frida fly off in the sombrero singing 'a cat pooped on my lawn.'
When Frida insists that Manny use his dads money to buy a tattoo maker...
Frida notices that the TV Dr. Chipotle, Jr. is on isn't plugged in and lifts it off and sees him underneath. He points and yells "Look, a thing!" Frida looks and falls for for it as he gets away.
"And If you look to your left you will see Manny and Frida about to do something stupid."
"Frida, that bandito is hiding something." "How can you tell?" "His poncho just pooped."
When Manny asks his dad how people felt when he lost the soccer game, Rodolfo answers that they respected him...and threw rocks at him.
Rodolfo is allergic to jug band music.
The end where Pantera and Manny are running away as people throw rocks at them. Pantera says they feel like honor.
Manny: They feel like rocks dad! They feel like rocks!
Manny trying to help a kid study:
Manny: You see, gravity is what made the apple fall.
Aaron: Uh...I gotta go to the bathroom.
Manny: Gravity will help you do it!
When Manny is apologizing to everyone, he says he's sorry for the threats and bossing them around, and then adds that he listened in on their phone calls. Frida stops playing guitar and says "Whothewhatnow?"
This gem from "Zebra Donkey".
Manny: Curse you Dr. Eugene L. Butterman!
(pan to reveal Butterman a few feet away ordering ice cream)
Butterman: Uh I'll take that to go...
Manny apparently replaced Frida's sister's goldfish with a hamster in scuba gear.
Frida gives Sartana a makeover...
When the Titanium Titan first shows up in "Adios Amigos", he tells Manny he has come for revenge. Manny points and tells him it's over there and the camera pans to a kiddie ride called 'Revenge'.
Manny tells Frida that she always gets hurt around him, she tells him to name one time that's happened. Suddenly a bird flies into her head.
Manny uses the trick Grandpapi taught him with the cups and ball to trick Sartana. Only when he does it, the stone is very visibly stuffed up his nose. Somehow no one notices.
The Rivera family have to greet the Seventh Samurai in their super hero forms in "Rising Son." Except since Granpapi doesn't want him to recognize him, he wears a pirate costume...and later a 'lady-wearing-fruit-on-her-head' costume.
"Why does my ice cream smell like giant monsters?"
Puma Loco's reason for saving the city? He was going to steal all that stuff next week.
Frida has to face Sartana and her choice of weapons are: A chainsaw, a mace, a sword labeled Sartana slayer, and a potato. Guess what she picks.
Later becomes a Chekhov's Gun when the potato actually defeats Sartana!
Manny finally realizes La Tigressa's identity:
Manny: Frida's La Tigressa! Man, the blue hair totally should've tipped me off.
Grandpapi got a new cane in "The Albino Burrito" and told Manny not to touch it. This being Manny, he touches it. And this is how his Grandpapi reacts:
Grandpapi: Manny! I have one rule, and your break it! Which makes me want to do the happy dance! (Does a silly happy dance as mariachi music plays from his hat.)
Manny and Frida make parachutes and helmets out of newspaper. It goes as well as you would expect.
Rodolfo assures them that Grandpapi probably programmed the robot not to hurt any family members. The robot then steps on him. Grandpapi tells his son that he should have been nicer to him.
"GO LITTLE DONKEY BOY, GO!"
In "Fool Speed Ahead" Grandpapi decides to hire Frida as their mechanic (despite her knowing nothing about cars). When the car won't start, she looks and finds a churro in the engine. Angrily, Frida asks whose it is, realizes it's hers, then eats it.
Villains apparently don't know the meaning of the word teamwork, or eggplant:
General Chapuza: And we defeated them using team...uh...team...what's the word?
El Oso: Eggplant?
The group finally get their car to move fast enough to jump the bridge...only they crash straight through it instead.
Manny decides to go undercover to clear Raul's name, but Frida points out he could be torn to pieces. Frida's dad immediately says he likes the plan.
"Bride of Puma Loco" Hearing that Grandpapi is going to make a big announcement, Rodolfo hopes that he is finally giving him a pony. Flashback to when Rodolfo was 10 and he excitedly opens a pony-shaped gift and starts riding on it. It's a cactus.
A few minutes after that he looks out the hole in the wall. Grandpapi yells to him that there's no pony, and Rodolfo walks away sadly.
Manny being so horrified at the thought of Sartana being his grandma that he shouts a Big "NO!" for a couple hours straight.
The bachelor party. Highlights include Seņor Chapi bursting out of the cake like a woman and Pantera doing a goofy dance, among other things.
White Pantera catches Manny and Grandpapi fishing on the roof:
Grandpapi comes up to Rodolfo and, not wanting him to know he was eavesdropping, says he was testing out the fire escape and proceeds to run through the wall and falls to the ground yelling "IT WORKS!"
The Cactus Kid swears revenge against the Rivera family, and a confused Pantera enters as he does.
Cactus Kid: And today, I swear my revenge against the Rivera family!
(Pantera walks by as he says this.)
Pantera: I was just walking home from work!
In "A Mother's Glove", Maria tells Manny that there's something shocking he does not know about her. Manny tells her that nothing shocks him and she tells him that she used to be a superhero. Manny's brain literally shatters.
Manny and Frida are so excited about the fact Maria used to be a super hero, and Frida says that it will be so cool if he had a parent who is a superhero. Behind Manny are pictures of his dad, White Pantera, and when Manny moves away, a sad looking Pantera picture is shown.
Manny's dad is so excited that instead of ripping his coat off to be White Pantera, he rips off his entire shirt.
After realizing Maria wasn't really herself, White Pantera calls the glove a flirt.
Chui has apparently eaten the pants of a couple of cops and they chase Manny, Frida and Chui, while they are in they're underpants.
Cop 1: They went that way!
Cop 2: They won't get away!
Cop 3: I feel so free!
After being forced to abandon Chui in the desert, Manny tearfully runs back to him and sobs that they can't leave him and go home. Frida tells him that he has to let go. Manny suddenly stops crying and tells her they really can't leave and go home cause he has no idea where they are.
According to Frida, the capital of France is "Frenchy Town."
All of Sergio and Diego's horrible attempts to win Frida over.
From "Wrong And Dance":
Manny: This is my chance to show those girls how macho I am for real! (Makes a girly face and claps) Yay!
In "Oso Sole Mio", El Oso has just pushed Manny and Frida out of the way of a falling building and is injured in a trench. Frida just wants to know if her sandwich is ok.
Manny's obsession with jet packs is turned Up to Eleven in "The Cuervo Project".
Zoe almost reveals her identity, twice, within a minute.
Zoe: I will build the greatest science fair invention of all time! Or my name isn't Black Cue-(See's Manny and Frida looking at her) Zoe Avez.
(About 30 seconds later)
Black Cuervo: (Falls in from the ceiling) I'll get you for that! Or my name isn't Zoe Av-(See's Manny and Frida looking at her) Black Cuervo.
From "The golden eagle twins", Manny and Frida are hanging off the side of the golden eagle blimp (ZEPPLIN!) and Frida screams. Then casualy notices that she can see her house from there, then continues screaming.
Manny asks Frida what she got her dad for Father's Day, Frida tells him that she gave him the greatest gift ever! It cuts to show her dad with a deadpan expression on his face, wearing the exact same goggles that Frida wears.
After the Rivera's defeat all the villains, Frida jumps down from her inflated cat into Manny's arms, proclaims "Kiss me you fool!", twists around so he's in her arms, gives him a Big Damn Kiss and then throws him down triumphantly! All in about 5 seconds.