"It's time to pay the piper. He's gonna reap what he sowed, and it sure ain't corn. Or wheat."
- The establishing shot of Jarrod from Lily's POV, framed as if he's the most gorgeous man on the planet rather than a badly-dressed dork.
- The girl Jarrod wanted to invite to his party rudely said no, so Lily went instead and told Jarrod the other girl couldn't come because she's a lesbian. Jarrod flatly says "typical".
- Jarrod shows Lily his homemade candles. Among them is a pair of skyscrapers with wicks sticking out at random angles, which Jarrod says he'll sell to the Muslims. He also has a candle that looks like Osama Bin Laden with wicks sticking out his face, which Jarrod says he'll sell to the Yanks.
- Jarrod shows up at Lily's place:Lily: How did you find out where I live?Jarrod: I got my flatmate to ring up your work. Tell them it was an emergency. You probably shouldn't go in there, they think you're dead.
- Jarrod makes his dad a collage, which is just made up of pictures of Jarrod.
- Jarrod and his sister Nancy trading barbs:Nancy: Cock hole!Jarrod: Bitch!Nancy: Cock hole!Jarrod: Bitch!Nancy: Cock hole!Jarrod: Don't call me cock hole, bitch!Nancy: (whispers) Cock hole!Jarrod: Rrrghh! (stands up) You're a bitch and you're gonna die of diabetes!
- Mason's establishing scene. Supposedly a great computer hacker, he's clearly just some dork. Then a pornographic porn ad pops up on his screen, which Mason tries to get rid of but only triggers a flood of further porn ads.
- Later on, Mason hears that jarrod dumped Lily and tries to chat her up. Lily turns him down.
Mason: Yeah, well I wasn't even serious. I was-I was joking...and-and you fell for it. Joking, joking...(rides off on his bicycle) I WAS JOKING! YOU FELL FOR IT! HA-HAH! AH-HA-HAHH! - Jarrod calling Eric the Samoan:
- The first time is right after having sex with Lily, during which he rolls out a bunch of barely articulated taunts. The phone also has a note telling Jarrod to stop calling Samoa.
- Jarrod has to leave a message:
Jarrod: Tell him that Justice is waiting for him!Housemate: "Is waiting for you". Okay Justin!Jarrod: No, justice (hears the phone hang up)- "Hey fool! Sucka! Ya foolish! Foolish sucka!"
- Jarrod calls Eric one more time to see if he got his letter challenging him to a fight. Eric hasn't had time to open it yet, so Jarrod says he'll call him back later, because it's a long letter.
- "What do you call the emperor of farts? Gaseous Maximus."
- Lily tries some of the makeup that Nancy and her husband Doug offered her.Doug: Stop the press! We've got a fashion model in the house! Is that the makeup you got from us?Lily: Yep.Doug: And your skin's all right?Lily: Yep. Why?Nancy: Oh, we were just wondering.
- Jarrod's confrontation with Eric Elisi, who is Samoan:
- Eric shows up in a wheelchair. Jarrod assumes he's faking his disability and tests his legs. By whacking them with nunchucks.
Eric: FUCK OFF!Jarrod: You felt that!Eric: No, I didn't!Jarrod: You screamed.Eric: 'Course I screamed, ya hit me with FUCKIN' NUNCHUCKS!- The climax of their long-awaited confrontation. Jarrod looks to his family, friends and Lily, lost on what to do now. He thinks about his brother, wondering what he'd do in this situation. Some gentle music plays as Jarrod slowly walks up to Eric, almost as if he's going to shake his hand and put the past behind him. Instead he starts beating up the disabled man with his nunchucks. Jarrod then leaves himself open for a counter-attack as Eric grabs him and thows him to the ground. Jarrod's daughter then takes pictures of her dad getting the trouncing of his life.
