Funny: Dwight Schultz
- Any time Dwight and Dirk Benedict are at a con or in an interview together; the quips, jokes, impressions, and friendly snark pretty much never stops coming.
Dirk: I was drinking last night — how long have we been in Belgium?Dwight: We're in Belgium?!
- At a con in Belgium:
Dwight: Dirk, could you have signed this any bigger?Dirk: What?Dwight: Couldn't you have left me some room?Dirk: I need space!Dwight: Just a little room?Dirk: I got a little room for you.... It's got padded walls.
- Guy at the front of the line hands Dwight an A-Team dvd box to sign, which he had previously had signed by Dirk.
- At a con:
Question: "When you die, are you going to be buried , cremated or have your body parts sold for medical research?"Dwight: "No, no. My body parts will be auctioned off on Ebay!"
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