Funny / Dungeons & Dragons: Wrath of the Dragon God

  • For Nim, his blunt question during the first camp outside Ismer. Sat with the party, Lux sharpens her sword. Without even looking her way, Nim asks:
    Nim: "Tell me Lux. What did your brother see at the barrier reefs that drove him crazy?"
  • Oberon's casual warning to Melora, when she returns to continue her research to save Ismer, despite her slow conversion into an evil undead creature:
    Oberon: "But understand, that at the first sign of your conversion to the undead, I will incinerate you."
  • Damodar and his ghoul manservant discuss the cries of the forces of evil creatures gathering outside their lair.
    Damodar: "The forces of evil hear the call of the orb. They wait; to pick the rotting, dead carcass of Ismer."
    Ghoul: "Good times."
  • Nim, upon coming across a switch, tells everyone to look away because what he's about to do is a secret rogue technique. When they do, he pulls the switch.