Funny / DuckTales the Movie: Treasure of the Lost Lamp
Scrooge: Launchpad, is this a stunt you learned in flight school? Launchpad: Flight school? Scrooge: You mean you never took flying lessons?! Launchpad: Well, I took a crash course. Scrooge(while facepalming): Now he tells me.
And after that:
Launchpad: Please put your seats back in the upright position. Scrooge: Just put the plane in an upright position!
To Launchpad's credit, he doesn't crash the plane this time. It's just upside-down. After decimating a chain of ancient pillars. And the landing gear pointlessly extends after the plane's roof is on the sand.
The reason Scrooge has dragged the crew all the way is that one of his archeology digs has found a fancy-looking chest, which may by Collie Baba's treasure. Scrooge breaks open the lock to find...a bunch of ancient robes.
Scrooge:(Annoyed grunt) Forty years o' searching, and all I get is Collie Baba's dirty laundry! Webigal: Well, at least the box is pretty. (Dig workers murmur in agreement, while Scrooge just looks annoyed.)
The boys are confused when Scrooge pledges to donate most of the Treasure of Collie Baba to museums.
Dewey: That doesn't sound like Uncle Scrooge.
Scrooge: That way, I can get a healthy tax break.
Huey: THAT does!
Scrooge taking out his frustration over losing the treasure on his poor secretary:
Mrs. Featherby: But you did have it for a little while. Scrooge: Does everyone have to remind me? Mrs. Featherby: Sorry. Scrooge: I cannot work, Mrs. Featherby! I'm going home! Mrs. Featherby: But what about your lunch? Scrooge: SELL IT!
After Webby wishes for a pet baby elephant and the kids hear Mrs. Beakley coming:
Genie starts talking about how he wants a normal life, which leads to him listing off mundane kid items he'd like along with it, with Scrooge looking sorry for the poor guy. As the list becomes longer, and the items become more expensive, Scrooge looks less and less sympathetic.
"Now I can do all the things real boys do! Run through fields! Play 'Catch'! Roll over..... wait, that's a dog."
At the end of the film, when Scrooge was chasing after Dijon who stole a pantsful of his money.
Dijon: But it's only some loose change! Scrooge: I'll change your face, you thief! [A treasure chest falls out of Dijon's pants (over-stuffed with cash), which Scrooge trips on]
Scrooge: SOMEBODY, STOP THOSE PANTS!
As evil as he was, Merlock had some funny moments when he was a rat and a cockroach.
First Mrs. Beakley sees Webby's baby elephant, then Rat-Merlock, and then finally Webby's brought-to-life toys.