Funny / Dropkick Murphys

• The Spicy McHaggis Jig. Horny bagpiper looking for a BBW? Oh, yeah!
  Three packs a day
  He'll smoke till he dies!
  Spicy McHaggis—One hell of a guy!
• The Season's Upon Us. All of it.
• First Class Loser describes a person who's basically every aspect of The Friend Nobody Likes rolled into one and then turned up a few notches.