* Probably the most memorable part of the movie. When Simon is pinned down by Marcus as a vampire, he brandishes a crucifix at him.
--> '''Marcus''': Sorry, sport. I'm an Atheist.\\
[=*a spike pops out of the end of the crucifix*=]\\
'''Simon''': God loves you anyway. *cue EyeScream*
* Later, Simon and Marcus have a rematch and Simon delivers this line:
-->'''Simon:''' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Never! Ever!]] [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck!]] With an antiques dealer!
* During the final fight, Solina is attacking Simon in a rooftop greenhouse and straddling him, trying to strangle him. Simon grabs a pair of gardening shears and opens them at her neck, ready and willing to get trimming. [[OhCrap Solina looks down at them in horror.]] {{Beat.}}
--> '''Solina''': Simon...\\
'''Simon''': ''Better make it good.''\\
'''Solina''': You and I, we could-
[=*clearly not good enough; Simon cuts her head off*=]