Funny: Dracula 2000
- Probably the most memorable part of the movie. When Simon is pinned down by Marcus as a vampire, he brandishes a crucifix at him.
Marcus: Sorry, sport. I'm an Atheist.
*a spike pops out of the end of the crucifix*
Simon: God loves you anyway. *cue Eye Scream*
- Later, Simon and Marcus have a rematch and Simon delivers this line:
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