Funny / Dracula 2000

  • Probably the most memorable part of the movie. When Simon is pinned down by Marcus as a vampire, he brandishes a crucifix at him.
    Marcus: Sorry, sport. I'm an Atheist.
    *a spike pops out of the end of the crucifix*
    Simon: God loves you anyway. *cue Eye Scream*
  • Later, Simon and Marcus have a rematch and Simon delivers this line:
    Simon: Never! Ever! Fuck! With an antiques dealer!