Funny: Dracula

Original Bram Stoker Novel

  • Van Helsing in the novel has many due to his unusual mannerisms:
    John Seward: I am satisfied that Lucy's body is not in that coffin; but only proves one thing.
    Van Helsing: And what is that, friend John?
    Seward: That it is not there.
    Van Helsing: That is good logic, so far as it goes.
  • Seward dictating his notes on Renfield.
    Seward: I seemed to wish to keep him at the point of madness, a thing I would avoid with patients as I would the mouth of hell. Memorandum, under what circumstances would I not avoid the pit of hell?
  • "Well, the milk that is spilt does not cry out afterwards, as you say."

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