The Solid Snake episode. Hearing all the insane things the killer did to Snake's parents is funny enough, but there's the little issue about how Snake, being cloned, doesn't really HAVE parents... which, when Doug learned about it, immediately followed up with Dominic confronting Snake about it. What happened from then has to be heard to be believed. Why? Well... here's the line where things get interesting:
The Portal episode. 1. Chell being a political radio talkshow host before the tests, and 2. Killing herself simply because she was offered a piece of cake.
From "Theme Song Lyrics," a song about the devil incarnate stealing the viewer's soul, set to the sweet and gentle theme song of Doogie Howser, M.D.;.
Anyone who remembered Doug's meltdown over Doug in the Nicktoons review was expecting big things from the show's theme lyrics. It doesn't disappoint.
"Oh no, Santa Christ! They got Santa Christ!" (as Santa Christ) "I'm not ugly, ho ho. I just want to bring...Sega Genesises to the world."
The Tommy Wiseau Show. You do not want to serve Doug Walker a Frivolous Lawsuit.
The PodOmatic interview with Nostalgia Critic, Nostalgia Chick, and Linkara involved Doug, about 25 minutes in, ranting about 3D movies while doing an impression of Chris Tucker. It also had Lindsay Ellis doing a snarling insult of a company shipping policies in a German accent, then having an Ooh, Me Accent's Slipping into an East Indian one.
The Tommy Wiseau Show Live: (to a Hetalia cosplayer) "Yes you, the Nazi. I loved you in Inglourious Basterds."
Made even better in that the person was cosplaying as ENGLAND, not Germany.
After noticing that nearly all the buildings in Austria, as a result of age, need posters to cover up the damage:
"This isn't a city anymore! Its a fucking poster gallery!"
Doug makes his opinion of modern art abundantly clear.
Following on from the Nostalgia Critic episode about cereal mascots, he pauses in the middle of a tour of Vienna to make a detailed survey of how Austrian-localised cereal mascots differ from their American counterparts.
Pigeons fighting over Bugle crumbs while the Mortal Kombat theme plays.
The story about the old couple behind him when he saw Black Swan. "She's turning into a swan!"
Which finally resulted in: "CHICKEN!"
His "Top 10 Films I Hate But Everyone Else Loves" list. It's hilarious to see him go nuts over films like Matilda, District9 and Moulin Rouge!.
The "Top 10 Films Doug Likes But Everyone Else Hates" list has him describing what he liked about Star Trek Nemesis and commenting that he's being such a geek.
In the "Doug's Top 10 WORST Clichès" list, while discussing the Jittercam trope, he goes "A little shaking is okay, but nobody runs like thiiiis! *flails around wildly enough to make his hat fall off*
And the bonus video of Eric Vale improvising that he's going to rape Hebert, with none of the people filming making a peep because they want to see just how far it'll go. It takes Vale knocking Hebert's head into the table to make them break.
From Doug's "Top 11 Nostalgia Critics I Will Never Do," he opens the video by noting that it's been raining a lot. Then as he reaches number 9, we hear it begin to hail. Doug pauses, then cries "And it's hailing! It's fucking hailing!"
Well, he DID say that Chicago had suddenly become Seattle, and God knows our weather does that.
In Beauty and the Beast, adding a quick "Isn't that great logic?" after saying Gaston wants to marry Belle because he's the best looking man in town and she's the best looking woman in town.
At the Q&A Anime Milwaukee con, this conversation happened. To put in context, Doug was already teasing the audience in his usual way, even giving the start of a striptease.
Fan: Hi, this is my first time seeing you in person.
Doug: [grinning] Aren't I sexy?
Fan: ...you could say that.
In the middle of his infamous rant about Breaking Dawn's abortion scene, his phone rings and he maintains his delirious mannerisms.
Doug: My phone is ringing! I don't care! I'm not gonna answer it!
The DVD menus on Volume 3. He's a guy who's been waiting for centuries for us to make the right choice, and grows increasingly frustrated at our choosing wrong. "I've had to eat five of my toes! Not all on the same foot, I'm trying to keep it symmetrical. Actually, that one has to go soon."
In his real review of The Avengers, his quick whine that he wanted the X-Men movies to be as epic as this is both funny and cute.
His reading 50 Shades of Grey along with Team Four Star, in various voices. The highlight comes when he reads a paragraph as Batman, and discovers it actually features Anastasia describing her voice as "husky."
The rant about Christian Bale's Batman voice while reviewing The Dark Knight Rises. "I swear to God, he's doing it on purpose now! He's making it sillier!"
"He's sounding like he swallowed Donald Duck or something!" (Imitates Bale's Batman, which turns into Donald Duck quacking.)
To elaborate: Doug had lost his passport, but had several other forms of ID on him. He showed them all to a US customs agent as he was trying to get back into the country after attending a con in Canada, but the customs agent was still suspicious. So, Doug goes off on a long-winded explanation of bronies and the brony phenomenon. The customs agent, after a while, was so weirded out he just said "Okay, I believe you. Nobody could possibly make that up. Go."
When he gets to announcing RamenCon, he goes off on a short note about how he hates the food now but it was heaven in college.
In this Q&A, he and Lindsay spend the first five minutes making it look like the Critic puppet and the Teddy Ruxpin doll are having sex.
At the end of his video on the worst movies he had to review for The Nostalgia Critic, he begs anyone who actually likes The Garbage Pail Kids Movie to contact him and explain why, since he's "beyond curious" and it might lead to a whole new understanding of reality. The way he's so dead serious about it becomes hilarious after a while.
While talking about Baby Geniuses and their shitty camera angles, how seamlessly he devolves into apologizing for his own cliched camera work.
One of his 11 favorite NC jokes is his Memetic Badass treatment of Lucas from The Wizard, and while discussing it he gets distracted coming up with other ways to play the joke that he wishes he'd done.
In this cons/auctions video, his confusion and mite of jealousy over how tiny Lindsay's Ursa-belt is compared to something he would have. It's almost adorable how he doesn't understand that men and women will always have different waistlines no matter how skinny the man is.
His review of 'Breaking Dawn Part 2' with Rob is absolutely hysterical, from calling Aro "Evil Chris Kattan" to describing the battle as "Chuck Norris falling out of the sky!"
Their take on the ending where they compare it to Super Mario Bros. 2, along with how they and their friends who they went with started booing.
His opening question to Mara Wilson on "Shut Up and Talk": "I can't help but notice you have boobs?"
And during the answer of that question, a caption comes up.
In the Sibling Rivalry for Les Miserables (2012), Rob's ranting about the camera angles, which includes shoving Doug off-screen and Doug just lying there until the point is finished.
Doug auditioning for the part of Robotnik in the 2012 fan film for Sonic the Hedgehog, which led to him auditioning as Sonic and then...
Chester A. Bum (as Robotnik): OH MY GOD, I can't believe I'm going to be in the Crash movie!
