* With sincere desperation, on the verge of tears, Kitty realizes [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SbgEYBG-Y8 not everyone is as invested]] in the six year olds' dance troupe as she.
* "He told me to [[ExpospeakGag forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card]] [[AssShove into my anus!]]"
* 'You can go suck a fuck!' 'Oh, please tell me, Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?'
** From the same scene, [[CorruptionOfAMinor "What's a fuckass?"]].
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qACNqaEkHmE The Smurfs conversation]].
* "That's some good shit, huh?" [[DeadpanSnarker "It's a fucking cigarette."]]
* Drew Berrymore's PrecisionFStrike line: '''FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!'''
* The StylisticSuck of Jim Cunningham's "Cunning Visions" video is pretty funny to start with, but made even funnier on the [=DVD=] deleted scenes section where you can watch it with commentary by the in-universe producer and director, who are convinced they've created a masterpiece... and end up squabbling over who ate whose donut.