Funny: Donnie Darko
- With sincere desperation, on the verge of tears, Kitty realizes not everyone is as invested in the six year olds' dance troupe as she.
- "He told me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!"
- 'You can go suck a fuck!' 'Oh, please tell me, Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?'
- From the same scene, "What's a fuckass?".
- The Smurfs conversation.
- "That's some good shit, huh?" "It's a fucking cigarette."
- "Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!"
- Drew Berrymore's Precision F-Strike line: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!