Funny: Divinity: Dragon Commander

  • Edmund is such an uptight, bigoted prick, even other Lizards find him unpleasant...and in this game, the Lizards' hat is being stuck-up aristocrat types. Prospera even subtly apologizes for his behavior in certain dialogue trees.
    (after the other generals all enthusiastically call "Hail the Dragon!") "Yes; well, hail."
    (on first meeting the player) "I am General Edmund. I'd add 'at your service', but I don't think we're quite there yet."
  • The Imp ambassador's introduction.
    ...I am Trinculo Shortfuse, son of Trunculo Evenshorterfuse.
  • The bar in the Raven is tended to a busty undead barmaid. One might wonder how a skeleton could possibly be busty, but one look at her would show she's got a nice pair of melons in her bodice.
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