Funny / Dinner for Schmucks

  • Anything done or said by the blind swordsman. Some of his best moments include: "I love to paint!" "Oh? Are you any good?" "...I don't know." And his attempt to battle the business men in a fair fight by shutting off the light... just to shut off one of several, leaving the room completely lit.
  • Barry mind duelling Therman.
  • "This was a contest to find the biggest idiot." lifts trophy, "Which I nailed!"
  • The entire "Tower Of Dreams" sequence. And heartwarming, too.
  • "I'm gonna lay eggs in that guy's ears."
  • "She's talking to the lobster!"
  • "That's my wife's favorite finger."