Funny / Die Welle

Bomber: Get off it! Rainer's cool.
Kevin: You traitor!
Bomber: I'd have kicked you out too. Besides, Rainer didn't kick you out. Herr Wenger did.

Wieland: Calisthenics?! I thought the building was going to collapse. My students are outraged, and justly so.
(Two students rush up to the teachers talking)
Rainer Wenger: Can I help you kids?
Enthusiastic Student: We wanted to ask if we can switch to the autocracy group [Wenger's class].
Other Enthusiastic Student: Right away, if possible.
(Wieland looks thunderstruck, then grudgingly nods and walks off.)