While unfortunately lost since Spaz didn't record it, Spaztique did an improvised Bum Review after Diamond In The Rough finished. The entire chat was filled to the brim with "LOL" comments, and the "Projector Room" Skype call could barely breathe...
Spaz!Bum (recreated from memory): OH MY GOD, THIS IS THE GREATEST MOVIE I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE! "What's the matter, Brolli? I thought you were sooo much- SPOILERS!" There's this kid named Brolli Diamondback, and he goes to a magical fantasy world! I went to a magical fantasy world once! (Or maybe that was just the shrooms.) But it turns out that he gets killed by this villain angel lady, but we flash back to find out he was a bit of a brat, so that's okay! And there's this lady named Yukari, and she's a border demon, Yukari is like, "Come to Gensokyo and gain magical powers!" And the brat is like, "Meh, you seem trustworthy." So he goes to this magical world, and it turns out that just about everything is out to kill him... But then he gains powers to defend himself, but then they're a bunch of beasts that corrupt his morals... And then there's this stoner grim reaper, and the stoner grim reaper is like, "*smoking* Dude, if you don't leave, everyone's gonna kill you." And the brat is like, "No! I'll be heroic and continue being a brat!" "Far out." So then it turns out everyone does want to kill him. And the villain angel lady is like, "If I don't kill you, everyone else will." And the brat is like, "Then I'll heroically sacrifice myself to save the realm!" So he dies, but it doesn't save the realm! In fact, it actually solved nothing! (Gee, now I feel really depressed.) But he gets to be reincarnated! Hooray! So, I liked this film, even though it was horrendously depressing, made me question my sense of worth, and made me realize just how much I exploit others for my own benefit... Sheesh, whatever happened to those fun escapist fantasy stories where I can just get away from all of my problems? (Oh right. That's what the shrooms were for.) This is Chester A. Bum, saying CHAAAAANGE?! YA' GOT CHAAAANGE?! OH COME! HELP A GUY OUT, WILL YA'?! CHANGE!!! At least give me that Codex Puteus so I can hold more coins!
- Then HydroCherri tried giving it a read, which was funny in itself, only for Spaztique to derail him by adding a new joke about border demons. Luckily, this was recorded.
DeityDiz93: I think that recording was enough to cure cancer.