Funny / Diamond Brothers

  • From The Greek Who Stole Christmas:
    "Alright, Boyle." said Snape. "This bomb is timed to go off in forty minutes. You'd better get it down to the bomb disposal squad."
    "Where's that?" I asked.
    "It's a forty-five-minute drive away."
    Boyle stared at him.
    "Try to find a shortcut," Snape advised.
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