Funny / Deus Ex

  • Anytime you use the tranq dart - the poisoned target will run around in a panic, grunting as his energy is sapped, before collapsing face first into the ground.
  • Gunther complaining to Anna Navarre about his own private conspiracy theory.
    Anna: Are you sure you pressed the right button?
    Gunther: I do not make mistakes of that kind!
    Anna: Your hand might have slipped.
    Gunther: No, I wanted orange. It gave me lemon-lime.
    Anna: The machine would not make a mistake.
    Gunther: It's the maintenance man. He knows I like orange!
    Anna: So you think the staff has some kind of plot?
    Gunther: Yes! They do it on purpose!
    • Even funnier: it's actually true.
  • The final encounter with the megalomaniac businessman, Bob Page.
    Bob Page: You're too late! Already I am more than human...
  • Who could forget this exchange:
    Jock: Oh my god, JC, a bomb!
    • And then there's JC's way of "expressing" sympathy:
    JC: He was a good man. What a rotten way to die.
  • Disposing of Gunther:
    Gunther Hermann: Eet ees a simple message I am demonstreting. Ve know vere you are going and vat you intend.
    JC Denton: And I know something about you.
    Gunther Hermann: You kno you vill be defeeted.
    JC Denton: I know your UNATCO killphrase: "Laputan Machine."
    Gunther Hermann: I am not a mashee
    JC Denton: Sticks and stones.
    Gunther Hermann: (LUDICROUS GIBS)
  • Snarking Walton after the above exchange:
    JC Denton: You're worried, Simons. We almost have a cure.
    Walton Simons: You have nothing. Even if Everett succeeds, you can't synthesize enough vaccine to stop an epidemic. You'd need a Universal Constructor, and don't think Page Industries is going to leave one lying around, not after what you did to the one in Hong Kong.
    Walton Simons: Laugh it up, Denton.
  • Bob Page telling JC to jump into a giant Deadly Rotary Fan over infolink.
  • If JC eludes Simons and meets him again at Area 51:
    Walton Simons: You take another step forward and here I am again, like your own reflection in a hall of mirrors.
  • There's an e-memo in the Majestic-12 sewer base from a Dr. Harleen Quinzel talking about a "company picnic", as if they were just a corporate business.