Funny / Deus Ex

  • Anytime you use the tranquilizer dart - the poisoned target will run around in a panic, grunting as their energy is sapped, before collapsing face first into the ground.
    • Made better by the fact that the target will grunt and scream in pain (using the same voice clips as the target does when shot) before collapsing on the ground with a relatively quiet moan.
  • The artificial stupidity of most of the guards means that the biggest reaction a dead body will elicit is mild irritation. In fact, it's possible for the player to carry an unconscious body right in front of a pair of guards and drop it in the (very visible) canal with no repercussions at all.
  • Gunther complaining to Anna Navarre about his own private conspiracy theory.
    Anna: Are you sure you pressed the right button?
    Gunther: I do not make mistakes of that kind!
    Anna: Your hand might have slipped.
    Gunther: No, I wanted orange. It gave me lemon-lime.
    Anna: The machine would not make a mistake.
    Gunther: It's the maintenance man. He knows I like orange!
    Anna: So you think the staff has some kind of plot?
    Gunther: Yes! They do it on purpose!
  • The final encounter with the megalomaniac businessman, Bob Page.
    Bob Page: You're too late! Already I am more than human...
  • Who could forget this exchange:
    Jock: Oh my god, JC, a bomb!
    • And then there's JC's way of "expressing" sympathy:
    JC: He was a good man. What a rotten way to die.
  • Disposing of Gunther:
    Gunther Hermann: Eet ees a simple message I am demonstreting. Ve know vere you are going and vat you intend.
    JC Denton: And I know something about you.
    Gunther Hermann: You kno you vill be defeeted.
    JC Denton: I know your UNATCO killphrase: "Laputan Machine."
    Gunther Hermann: I am not a mashee
    JC Denton: Sticks and stones.
    Gunther Hermann: (LUDICROUS GIBS)
  • Snarking Walton after the above exchange:
    JC Denton: You're worried, Simons. We almost have a cure.
    Walton Simons: You have nothing. Even if Everett succeeds, you can't synthesize enough vaccine to stop an epidemic. You'd need a Universal Constructor, and don't think Page Industries is going to leave one lying around, not after what you did to the one in Hong Kong.
    Walton Simons: Laugh it up, Denton.
  • Bob Page telling JC to jump into a giant Deadly Rotary Fan over infolink.
  • If JC eludes Simons and meets him again at Area 51:
    Walton Simons: You take another step forward and here I am again, like your own reflection in a hall of mirrors.
  • There's an e-memo in the Majestic-12 sewer base from a Dr. Harleen Quinzel talking about a "company picnic", as if they were just a corporate business.
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