Some item descriptions fall into this. The above-mentioned Dragon Bone Smasher's description ends with "Because of its immense weight, blacksmiths joke that it can scarcely be called a sword."
Which is doubly funny, because it isn't called a sword. It's the Dragon Bone Smasher, not the Dragon Bone Sword. Thus, the joke is really on those blacksmiths, because they only people calling it a sword are them.
Keep surviving Patches' deathtraps, and he keeps getting more flustered and disbelieving when you casually walk up to him to say hello (after he tried to murder you). The following awkwardness as he attempts to apologize or excuse his behavior is both painful and hilarious.