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Funny: Dawn of War
  • In Dawn of War II the Space Marine team starts conjecturing that the Tyranids intend to assimilate the DNA of humans and, in particular, of the team's Big Guy and Blood Knight Sgt. Avitus.
    Avitus: "Hmph, burn my corpse if I go down I say."
    Tarkus: "Hah! I do not think that even the Hive Mind could process DNA as stubborn and mean spirited as yours."
    Cyrus: "Emperor protect us if they find a way. I doubt the Imperium could survive Avitus in Tyranid form."
  • When the team discusses the damage the Eldar could do if they'd grabbed the array, Avitus' contribution is that the prancing fools would likely turn it into a garden.
  • After killing an Eldar Falcon grav-tank:
  • A few Ork quotes, both from Winter Assault:
    Nob: "What yew gitz doin? FIGHT! Dey ain't dead 'till I sez they dead..." (Squiggoth escapes) "Oo dat rumblin'?"
    Squiggoth:(eats Nob) OM NOM NOM!
    (After Gorgutz crash lands)
    Gorgutz: "I don't care if the flyer boyz dead. Find me another flyer boy so I can KILL HIM INSTEAD!!!"
    Number Two: What about Sturnn boss? Can I kill him....Show you'ze I'z a good ork?
    Gorgutz: No, Sturnnz mine! I want his head!
    Number Two: What's so special about his head?
    Gorgutz: Dat's where da skull iz stupid! An' I'd look foolish with 'is foot on me pointy stik!
    Number Two: Stupid , stupid me. I knew da answer to dat!
    Gorgutz: I got me da skullz of all da warbosses I killed. Sturnnz skull and dat Farseerz skull. So who I missin'? Oh yeah! Dat git Crull. I need 'iz skull fer me pointy stik! And you know how I'm gettin' him ta come after me?
    Number Two: ...Yer gonna call 'im a grot?
    Gorgutz: We'll call dat "Plan: Stupid"! I named it after ya! No... The way ta get Crull crazy mad, iz to attack 'iz Titan! Den he'll come fer me- oi! Whyz you grinnin'?!
    Number Two: Because you named a plan after me!
  • Also from Winter Assault, I dare you not to laugh at Gorgutz and Lord Crull's Ham-to-Ham Combat.
  • In Dark Crusade.
    (After Gorgutz kills Commissar Gebbet)
    Gorgutz: "I liked that commissar's 'at, to' bad it blew up with his head!"
  • The small exchange in Dawn of War II between your Space Marines after the defense of an Imperial shrine from the Orks:
    Tarkus: "We taught those Orks to kneel in the Emperor's presence."
    Avitus: "Better, we taught them to lie face down in the mud and bleed in His presence."
  • Dawn of War II also has the scene where Administrator Derosa reveals that she finally got sick of her Obstructive Bureaucrat boss, shot her way into his manor, stole the control codes the Blood Ravens needed, then told them everything the Governor had been up to, commenting she doesn't mind treason charges since she knows she was doing the right thing. Avitus is audibly amused when he notes she would have made a good Sister of Battle.
  • The Orks from Retribution are by far the funniest characters in the series since Gorgutz.
    Bludflagg: "OI, YOUS LOT! YOU'Z PART OF MY KREW NOW! ANY PROBLEMS WITH DAT, YA TALK TA DA COMPLAINTS DEPARTMENT. DATS MY GUN, BY DA WAY!" (When talking to rebellious Orks)
    Mistah Nailbrain: "I'VE SET ME GITFINDA TO PANZEE. DERE OVER DERE!" (When tracking Eldar)
    Spookums: "It's not like I can hide in da lava! Mork knows I ain't tryin' DAT trick again!"
    • At the end of the Orks' first mission, Inquisitor Adrastia tries to hire Kaptin Bluddflag to kill Azariah Kyras. The deal goes rather well, up until the part where she refuses to give her hat as payment. It also becomes something of a Brick Joke because the next to last thing he does in the Ork campaign is mug her for that hat.
      • When Bluddflagg's crew asks him why he didn't take Inquisitor Adrastia up on her offer, he responds with this:
    "Dem Inquisition humies can't be trusted any farther dan dey can be thrown, which in dat one's case might be a bad example."
    • And after the inquisitor arrives, but before Kaptin Bluddflagg notices them, we have this little gem:
      Bluddflagg: "You shoulda had more o' ya skinny boyz dis mornin' if you were goin' ta shoot down MY Krooza. Now look at ya! Why, I'm gonna... gonna..."
      Nailbrain: "Umm... Kap'n?"
      Bluddflagg: "Not now, Mr. Nailbrain. I'm still sassing dis stomped up Eldar."
    • Oh and a comment by one of the nameless Orks in Retribution:
      Ork: "I gawt Eldar blood all ovar me! So shiny!"
    • But the best Ork in the whole game has got to be the Mad Mek.
    "OI! Tresspassah's, invadaz! 'Ooligans and ne'erdowells!"
    Kaptin Bludflagg: Dem Orkz got a Mek for a boss! Dat's just sad, dat is.
    • After Bludflagg and co. find the first tellyporta.
      Nailbrain: "Teleporta's up and runnin', boss!"
      Bludflagg: "Is it, then? Tested it 'ave ya?"
      Nailbrain: "Well Kap'n, we'z low on grots. I'm sure it's fine, dough. Mork says."
      Bludflagg: "After you den, Mr. Nailbrain." (Nailbrain teleports) "...I 'ave no idea if dat means it works. Oh well. 'ere we go! WAAAGH!!!"
    • Discovering "Daisy", a huge tank custom-built by other orks, Bludflagg and company fight it to claim it:
    Driver: My only regret is ... explodin'! AAAAGH!
    • And if you were playing as the Orks:
    Nailbrain: "Oh, you poor poor fing. Look wot wez gone an' done to ya. Kap'n! Kapn'! Can we's keep 'er?"
    Bludflagg: "Okay Nailbrain, but it's yer charge. Keep it fueled and armed and take it out fer rukks."
    Nailbrain: "Hooray!"
    • Seeing the Orks treat a death-spewing machine as a pet...
    • Bludflagg trying to do math after being told how long it will take for Mr. Nailbrain to get the Space Hulk up and running again.
      Nailbrain: "According to this we in some kind of hulky thing, in space."
      Bluddflagg: "Wha like a spacey hulk?"
    • The Orks figuring out that Kyras went to Cyrene.
    Bluddflagg: "'Ang on a squig... If dat Kyras git his anglin' ta zog da whole sector..."
    Nailbrain: "Right...?"
    Bluddflagg: "And Kyras is IN da sector..."
    Nailbrain: "Okay..."
    Bluddflagg: "And Kyras don't want ta get zogged..."
    Bluddflagg: "And dose big humey ships won't dakka dat place they dakka'd before..."
    Nailbrain: "Yeah...?!"
    Bluddflagg: "Then Kyras... would go... ta da place... dey wouldn't dakka... which is dat place!"
    Bluddflagg: "Kyras is dere! Hoh... get ready you great posh tin plated stomp bait! DA ORKS IS COMING! WAAAGH!!"
    • In the Eldar campaign, Bluddflagg serves as the first boss. Even here, he's hilarious:
    Ronahn: "We should find another path. It is needless folly to face an Ork this size."
    Bluddflagg: "Flattery, is it? Won't help yas none."
    Kayleth: "It is but a small nuisance. Kill him. Then we will find the human."
    Bluddflagg: "Hoho! An Eldar calls me small! That'd 'urt if it weren't so funny!"
    Kayleth: "Before I slay you, Ork, tell me: have you seen any humans since you infested this jungle?"
    Bluddflagg: "Why? Dere somefink in me teef?"
    • Our Eldar protagonists have a moment here too. After the boss battle, Veldoran fries him. Bluddflagg keels over dead, and after a brief pause, Kayleth gives a very bitchy, sarky, dismissive "Hmmmm..." before turning to question Ronahn. As if the hulking, terrifying killing machine they just beat was a simple Mook, a speedbump between the Eldar and their goal.
  • "Drive me closer! I want to hit them with my sword!"
  • In the first Dawn of War, watching a Tau commander meleeing a non-defended building to death is hilarious. Watch as he recoils and parries attacks that are not, in fact, taking place.
  • Orks do the duck walk when moving through cover.
  • LUNCH MISSILES!
    • Also, "ALIEN BEANS!!"
  • Lord General Castor and Sergeant Merrick make unsubtle threats to murder each other as if it were casual conversation. Also Sergeant Merrick deciding (serving under a disciplinary code that ancient Romans would have considered tyrannical) that calling your superior officer's competence into question is a better option than flat out threatening to murder him.
  • In Dark Crusade, if you're playing as Imperial Guard and are planting the bomb to entomb the Necrons (again), you'll definitely want to use your AP Cs and vehicles to take your men and charge back to the extraction point after you've planted the thing... which may lead to a long conga line of vehicles screaming hell for leather for the exit followed by a long line of very angry Necrons... including the Personification of Death.
  • If the Orks in Retribution reach the Big Bad, he gives a Flat "What."... shortly before he falls over laughing.
  • As a consequence of the game mechanic having the Necron Lord resurrect where he fell instead of being respawned, it is perfectly possible to build defensive structures and station troops and vehicles around his fallen shell. Given enough firepower, it possible to watch him dramatically resurrect only to die a second later from all the concentrated firepower.
  • Playing as the Tau in Dark Crusade gets hilarious when you assault the Chaos stronghold. Eliphas uses his psychic powers to taunt the player's commanders, usually resulting in terror and disgust. Since Tau are Flat Earth Atheists and almost immune to the effects of Chaos, O'Kais attributes the buzzing in his head to radio interference.
    Eliphas: "You come to your death, Tau!"
    O'Kais: "And shut down that comm chatter."
  • The Necron Lord of Kronus usually does not speak, preferring to use Thomas Macabee as his voice when dealing with the other races. When you fight against the Chaos Stronghold, the Necron Lord breaks his silence to personally taunt Eliphas. Unfortunately all he can muster is a few beeps and what sounds like a mechanical fart. Eliphas then exclaims "you have no SOUL!" Granted, it's not because the Necron Lord made a robo-fart, but because Eliphas could not psychically link with the lord at all due to the nature of Necrons. It's also one of the few times Eliphas loses control of his demeanor.
  • One from the original game, during one of the conversations between Sindri and Bale. Sindri is in the middle of performing a ritual when he is interrupted with Bale, who is angry about how close the Blood Ravens are getting. After he calms Bale down, Sindri actually has to say "Where were we?" before continuing the ritual.
    • In fact, most interactions between these two count. Sindri patiently placates his overzealous master, while dropping (not so) subtle hints at his true intentions, knowing perfectly well that they will go over Bale's head.
  • Berserkers of Khorne getting out of a tank Crosses the Line Twice.
    We need a new driver! This one is dead!
  • Using a Mad Dok to plant an Incredibly Obvious Bomb near a cluster of occupied troops and running away before the explosion sends everything flying is something to bring out the inner ork in every player.
  • Eliphas, Araghast, Carron and Crull play Slender.
  • This exchange when Inquisitor Toth arrives on Tartarus.
    Then why is he here? Does he suspect one of us of heresy?
    He's an Inquisitor. They suspect everyone of heresy.
    • Later, after, despite Toth assurances that no Chaos forces are present on the planet, the team comes upon a grisly and very obviously Chaotic sacrifical site:
    So the Inquisitor feels no presence of Chaos here? How lucky is the Imperium that such keen eyes protect its borders.
  • METAL BOXES!!
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