- The "nutty russians" rant on Mock the Week.
- The "sausage roll" rant on Would I Lie to You?
- His take on kitchen redecorating rant on "Would I Lie to You?"
- The reaction to Lee Mack and Jimmy Carr's impression of his lifestyle rant on "Would I Lie to You?"
- His railing against the klaxon rant on "QI"
- His and Richard Ayoade's complete dismantling of a corny joke on "The Big Fat Anniversary Quiz" in 2007.
"Is this a city where policeman are being repeatedly fucked in the skull by well-meaning strangers?"