Funny / Darkest Powers

  • Chloe, at the beginning of The Awakening.
    Chloe: (to Derek) Oh, my god! It's a killer Pomeranian! It's a tough call, but I think you can take him.
    • Derek gets one as well.
      Tori: Where's Simon?
      Derek: He's—
      Tori: Is he okay? Why isn't he here? (glares) Where'd you leave him?
      Derek: Passed out in an alley. (frowns in thought) Not sure where, though...
  • Chloe, in about the middle of The Summoning.
    Chloe: Don't talk to the crazy kids. I longed to shout back that we weren't crazy. I'd mistaken her kid for a ghost, that's all.