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Funny: Dance Moms
Explaining won't help (there's not much of an explanation to give, really).

There are plenty of funny moments in the world of the Abby Lee Dance Company.
  • In the series premiere, Abby once said "Girls, what are you doing? Those legs are about as straight as Elton John." See, it's funny because Elton John's gay...
  • In one episode, Abby falls asleep somewhat ungracefully on the bus to one of the competitions and the girls drop a gummy worm in her open mouth. When she wakes up, startled, the girls laugh that they "thought you liked gummy worms!"
  • Christi's snarky natures and excellent abilities to fire off sarcastic one liners at the drop of a hat has given her plenty of hilarious moments.
    • "[The bus driver]'s just doing his job, and all of a sudden he sees this black cloudnote  coming at him..."
    • (referring to one of Jill's tirades where she just so happened to be wearing a cowboy hat) "And all I'm thinking is, 'You are so hard to take seriously wearing that hat!'"
    • Let's not forget Christi's most timeless remark: "They look like prostitots." See, because it is a portmanteau of "prostitute" and "tot", the latter word being a synonym for a young child...
    • Christi has said that the one gift she'd give Abby is a 3-month Weight Watchers trial membership. "It's the gift that we keep on giving."
  • "Cathy put that icy, cold, bony little hand onto me. It was like the Grim Reaper was holding onto my wrist."
  • Mackenzie also has a lot of golden comments, and that just makes her even cuter.
    • "Hey! Abby taught me how to shake my bum-bum, and I shake it pretty well!"
    • "I think boys are icky. Icky, icky, icky, icky, icky!"
  • There's a particular bit in "I Know What You Did Last Competition" where Paige is having a Confession Cam talking about the large spoon prop they were using, and she remarks "I don't want to drop the spoon." We hear the spoon drop literally as soon as she finishes her sentence.
  • In season one, Chloe made a classic comment about Abby's voice.
    Chloe (in fake deep voice while doing a Kubrick Stare): [Abby] has a deep voice that you will be very afraid of.
  • "Turn the bass way up, and boom it, yeah!" - Paige
  • They did the Harlem Shake. No, really.
    • The best part? After the drop, Abby is completely oblivious of her surroundings, even though she's in the middle of the Shake.
  • One time, Kelly, Christi, Melissa, and Cathy actually took the stage for a dance number. No, really.
    • Then Cathy all of a sudden takes center stage and, in an effort to upstage the other moms, starts doing an improvised little solo performance that ended up making the whole thing much more awkward than it was to begin with. You can see the amused and bewildered looks on all the moms' faces.
    • In a case of hilarious role reversal, the girls get to sit upstairs and watch the moms rehearsing below.
    Paige: Oh my god, my mom said she used to be a good dancer. Things have changed.
  • This bonus scene. All we can say without spoiling it is: Melissa, what were you thinking?
  • Mackenzie concerning her outfit for the "topless showgirls" dance.
  • Picture this: Maddie is having a duet with Gino (you may remember him from Candy Apples), and as part of the routine she has to have her first kiss with him. Hilarity Ensues.
    • "I did not sign up to kiss Gino, and it's a little awkward for me, because...he likes me."
    • Then, out of the blue, Abby grabs Maddie and kisses her. No, really.
      • Made even funnier since that image is used for the thumbnail of the video linked above, which makes it kind of misleading in the best way.
    • Followed by one of Christi's gleefully snarky comments: "Awwww, Maddie and Abby both had their first kiss the same day!"
    • When the kiss actually takes place, Maddie's first instinct is to get out of the room. Gino's face just says, "What did I do?"
    • "Maddie! You had your first kiss! Before me!" - Chloe
  • Kelly and Christi's reaction to Chloe's headpiece malfunction in her trio.
  • Mackenzie going up to accept her 1st place award for her "Killer Bee" solo (from the 2012 nationals)...with part of her face covered in fake blood from their "Last Text" dance.
  • This gif of Abby "dancing".
    "I'm hot! I'm mean! You can't have me! You can't afford me!"
  • When Abby's judging Paige's dance that Kelly had re-choreographed:
    (Abby has just pointed out an assortment of errors in Paige's technique)
    Abby: Kelly, you're much more successful at "the real bar", not the ballet bar. Stick to what you do best. (mimes drinking)
    Abby: Why would somebody put their child under that kind of pressure? Woo! That's parenting! (does sarcastic smile and thumbs up)
  • In this video, Abby gets to talk to her alumnae and as they share a laugh over poking fun at Kelly (who is also an ALDC alumna):
    Abby: Was Kelly ever late?
    Alumnae: Yes!
    Abby: Did Kelly ever not show up?
    Alumnae: Yes!
    Abby: Was Kelly naked all the time?
    Alumnae: Yes!
    Kelly: No!
    [...]
    Kelly: Is Kelly fun?
    (all of the alumnae are dead silent, Kelly bursts into laughter)
  • In the series premiere when Paige gets a burn from a curling iron and everyone tries to make her feel better, Maddie decides to tell her, "If it makes you feel better, I don't have any underwear on." No, really.
  • The girls and the moms share their favorite Christmas moments.
    • After Melissa shares her favorite Christmas moment, Maddie proceeds to imitate her and sound a lot dreamier. She then proceeds to wink and make a face at the camera.
    • This gem from Paige.
    "I don't usually buy my mom gifts because I'm broke, but I usually make her something homemade, because it's the cheapest thing that I could do, but it comes from the heart. (starts laughing)"
    • Kendall calling out Jill on her inferior cooking skills, stating that their Christmas breakfasts are better when Kendall makes them.
    • Brooke's complaints about Paige never letting her sleep in on Christmas Day. "She's just too happy."
  • "Laquifa! WHAT?" (starts at 0:22)note 
    • Also, watch this and skip to 0:35.
  • To get the girls' minds off of the stress that comes with nationals, Abby decided to do something special for them. It involves two cute shirtless guys and a dunk tank. Hilarity Ensues.
  • In the series premiere, when Abby calls 911 on Minister Dawn, she notes that Dawn carried no weapons—"just her mouth."
  • Some may find it hilarious to see Christi and Leslie wildly swinging at each other in the middle of the street, both on drunken stupors.
  • Mackenzie brings up a very good point.

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