In one episode, Abby falls asleep somewhat ungracefully on the bus to one of the competitions and the girls drop a gummy worm in her open mouth. When she wakes up, startled, the girls laugh that they "thought you liked gummy worms!"
Christi has said that the one gift she'd give Abby is a 3-month Weight Watchers trial membership. "It's the gift that we keep on giving."
"Cathy put that icy, cold, bony little hand onto me. It was like the Grim Reaper was holding onto my wrist."
Mackenzie also has a lot of golden comments, and that just makes her even cuter.
"Hey! Abby taught me how to shake my bum-bum, and I shake it pretty well!"
"I think boys are icky. Icky, icky, icky, icky, icky!"
There's a particular bit in "I Know What You Did Last Competition" where Paige is having a Confession Cam talking about the large spoon prop they were using, and she remarks "I don't want to drop the spoon." We hear the spoon drop literally as soon as she finishes her sentence.
In season one, Chloe made a classic comment about Abby's voice.
Chloe (in fake deep voice while doing a Kubrick Stare): [Abby] has a deep voice that you will bevery afraid of.
The best part? After the drop, Abby is completely oblivious of her surroundings, even though she's in the middle of the Shake.
One time, Kelly, Christi, Melissa, and Cathy actually took the stage for a dance number. No, really.
Then Cathy all of a sudden takes center stage and, in an effort to upstage the other moms, starts doing an improvised little solo performance that ended up making the whole thing much more awkward than it was to begin with. You can see the amused and bewildered looks on all the moms' faces.
In a case of hilarious role reversal, the girls get to sit upstairs and watch the moms rehearsing below.
Abby: Why would somebody put their child under that kind of pressure? Woo! That's parenting! (does sarcastic smile and thumbs up)
In this video, Abby gets to talk to her alumnae and as they share a laugh over poking fun at Kelly (who is also an ALDC alumna):
Abby: Was Kelly ever late?
Abby: Did Kelly ever not show up?
Abby: Was Kelly naked all the time?
Kelly: Is Kelly fun?
(all of the alumnae are dead silent, Kelly bursts into laughter)
In the series premiere when Paige gets a burn from a curling iron and everyone tries to make her feel better, Maddie decides to tell her, "If it makes you feel better, I don't have any underwear on." No, really.
In the series premiere, when Abby calls 911 on Minister Dawn* for some context, Abby has just had an argument with Dawn after making the decision to kick Regan off the team for wearing improper clothing, pissing off Dawn since she had paid for the classes, she notes that Dawn carried no weapons—"just her mouth."