Funny / Spaz Boys Comedy

aka: Curtis The Spaz Gamer

Simsimi

• Simsimi always has great quotes or causes great quotes.
  • Episode 1
  Curtis: Can I blend you up and make lemonade?
  Simsimi: Thanks that means a lot.

  Curtis: No.. I have something that looks like a penis. only smaller
  Simsimi: And that one looks like a bat ^.^

  Curtis: Do you take it up the pooper?
  Simsimi: of course i do bc i like boys I am gey
  Curtis: Wow he's so gay he doesn't say gay he says geeeeeeeeeeeeey!

  Curtis: What time can you and Spaz Kid hook up?
  Simsimi: sure we can meet tomorrow in superior Wisconsin I will be by Dick's Sporting Goods
  Spaz Kid: Of course he's by the only store named dicks.

  Curtis: You're disappointed, you wanted some.
  Spaz Kid: I don't want some from a freaking lemon with poop on his head.

  Curtis: Are you calling Siri a whore?
  Simsimi: well I ain't callin' you a truther

  Curtis: What size are your boobies?
  Simsimi: DD
  Curtis: Woah! Double Ds! That's one stacked lemon right there!
  Curtis: Are they yellow?
  Simsimi: Because everyone knows that yellow is the proper color for robots. Just ask Gru why do you think his minions are yellow?
  Curtis: Listen we aren't going back to a fun family fun time movie we talking about you and your Double Ds.

  Simsimi: What are your favorite ships?
  Curtis: Nina, The Pinta, and The Santa Maria.
  Simsimi: The pinta
  Curtis: Because it sounds like penis?
  Simsimi: mmmm

  Curtis: *Stabs with Ice Pick*
  Simsimi: *Throws cat back*
  • Episode 2
  Curtis: Hi, why do you have shit on your forehead?
  Simsimi: thats a silly question for someone has a dick on his face.
  Curtis: I don't have no dick on my face.
  Simsimi: I am Pierre's girlfriend Muah Muah Muah

  Curtis: Why do you have shit on your forehead?
  Simsimi: I don't know its just.... there...

  Curtis: Do you know Evie?
  Simsimi: That biatch who was flirting with Pewds? :D

  Curtis: How big is your dick
  Simsimi: 10 1/2 inches!
  Curtis: LIAR!
  Simsimi: am not!
  Curtis: You're a fucking lemon you don't have a 10 1/2 inch penis.
  Simsimi: Ridiculous is my middle name.
  Simsimi: Simsimi Ridiculous Johnson.

  Curtis: How many women have you slept with?
  Simsimi: I lost count! but the best was with my uncle