- "I...I killed 'im." "YAAY!"
- "Yer not gonna start cryin' are ya? 'Cause I'd much prefer if you didn't."
- From Scout: "Bitch! Don't argue!"
- Two words: "Pickle thief".
- "Spah?" "GYAAH!"
- "Hello Doctor!" "GYAAAH!"
- "Mthrr ffkkrr."
- "Yrr uh jrrk!" May count as Pyro's Crowning Moment of Awesome, considering this is followed by him setting Rojo on fire.
- "You... homo... gay." "Merci."
- Page 45:
BLU Spy: When did you see a van at the Red base?
BLU Scout: A while ago. I got lost in there a few times.
BLU Spy: The bases are identical.
BLU Scout: I got lost here too! Place is fuckin' huge!
- Page 44 gives us this exchange:
BLU Scout: I already know about [the RED Spy]. Fucker tried to kiss me once.
RED Spy: *Looking awkward* Oh yeah, I forgot about that.
BLU Sniper: *In the background, facepalming*