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Critiquing the Critics

• From his JesuOtaku review:
  Martial Horror: This may surprise you, but I'm a little slow...You don't look very surprised.
  • Another one from the same video:
  Martial Horror: She always keeps me on my toes....which is weird cuz I always watch them sitting down
• From the review of The Spoony Experiment:

  Martial Horror: Don't assume I'm Fanwanking over Spoony, cuz I have done that before, but then I realized that was supposed to be taken as a metaphor and the restraining order says I can not do so again.

• From his review of The Cinema Snob Movie

  Martial Horror: You should know once Martial Horror puts pencil on paper, only high art can be born.

Guidelines to Not sucking at Video reviewing

• Pretty much the entirety of "Humor and Semen".
  • Especially when Martial shows off his amazing title card.
    Martial Horror: It means everything, yet nothing, yet something all at once!
  • Also, this line:
    Martial Horror: Those cons they [The Nostalgia Critic & The Angry Video Game Nerd] are always going to? Turns they are just an excuse for scat parties.
  • And this one:
    Martial Horror: And here we have The Distressed Watcher a.k.a. The Amazing Atheist alone in the corner looking sad. That's not a metaphor. That is just reality
• The recap of Part 1 of the video at the start of part
  Martial Horror: Last time we talked about Vegeta blasting The Cinema Snob, Doug Walker and James Rolfe holding scat parties, Asarelli-zilla stomping through Reviewotpia, and a little bit about hte topic at hand: Writing Jokes. Also, there were a lot of metaphors and a lot of semen.
• He says in order to play his creepy character, he has to turn down his normal creepiness.

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