* Crispin rafting:
-->[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BNg38FK5Xs Ohhh! Ooohhh!! Sugar Honey Iced Tea!!!]][[note]][[FunWithAcronyms Yes, it spells out S.H.I.T.]][[/note]]
* Also, his "analysis" on why the vampires of ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' are fairies.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOHewW2wPXc&t=4m27s More on that subject:]]
-->'''Question:''' If [[Anime/{{Hellsing}} Alucard]] ran into Edward Cullen, what would he make of him?\\
'''Crispin:''' Lunch.
* His reaction when told about [[OffWithHisHead the fate]] of [[VideoGame/GodOfWar Helios]].
-->"[[AngstWhatAngst Cool.]] Glad to be part of ''VideoGame/GodOfWar''."
* The stories he tells at cons tend to be these:
** Discussing a day recording on ''Anime/WolfsRain'' where he had to take off his shirt because it was interfering with the microphone, but it was freezing inside the studio. So he put on his leather jacket, now unintentionally resembling his character Tsume.
** The ''Manga/AngelSanctuary''... incident, particularly when he follows up describing his character with "It's anime, right?"
** Talking about seeing a teenage girl cosplaying as [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Rei]]... specifically, ''shower scene'' Rei.
-->'''Crispin''': She was wearing just some slippers, a pair of white panties, and a towel, you know, draped over the front. I saw her and I'm like "Oh '''''no!'''''" She walks past and I'm like looking for the bra strap, looking for the bra strap, NOPE! [[VaporWear There isn't one.]] OK, then!\\
'''Audience member''': How'd she even get into the con?\\
'''Crispin''': I have no idea!
* Crispin Freeman enjoys answering fans' cellphones if they go off in the middle of a panel:
-->'''Crispin:''' They asked "Who the hell is this?" Audience, can you tell them who the hell this is?\\
'''Audience:''' CRISPIN FREEMAN!\\
'''Crispin:''' [''sultry voice''] Helllooo.
* The infamous [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0Dm_yj4sDQ "This shindig looks like the bomb-diggity"]] from ''Anime/DotHackSign'' was a case of ThrowItIn [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iz2Xk3Q1838 on his part]].
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VjSfnhCNm8 Crispin on the]] [[Manga/{{Hellsing}} Alucard vs Arucaado]] [[SpellMyNameWithAnS debate]]:
-->'''Crispin''': His name is "Alucard".\\
'''Fan''': No, it's not!\\
'''Crispin''': Yes, it is. [[WordOfGod Hirano-san said it was]], so, unless you want to contradict the mangaka, it's "Alucard".\\
'''Fan''': But, it's Japanese, I mean...\\
'''Crispin''': Yes, it's Japanese, but it's set in ''UsefulNotes/{{London}}'', my dear! [...] We had this problem with Hirano-san when we were recording [[Anime/{{Hellsing}} the anime]] and, he was still writing the manga and they really didn't want to bother him. So we would talk to the producers and they'd say "Dracura. [[SdrawkcabName Arucard is 'Dracura' backwards]]." and we'd say "That's [[JapaneseRanguage with an 'L' right?]]" and they'd go "Right. Dracura!" and we'd go "Oh, God..."