Funny / Cox n' Crendor

• The intro of the first two episodes are basically Jesse and Crendor making random sounds. The real intro is actually music put behind the first episode's intro.
• The December 11, 2012 episode. Jesse gets way too much enjoyment out of hearing Crendor mispronounce the word "scarce" early in the show.
• Starting off on what would be a trend of focusing on odd things that happen Only in Florida, they discuss the state's notoriety for having the most cases of public masturbation. Jesse comes up with an ad that involved a bunch of men masturbating on the beach while "Cheeseburger in Paradise" plays, and becomes too amused.
  • And by "too amused" we mean that Jesse seriously thought that he was in danger of dying from being unable to stop laughing. According to him if he had succeeded: Worth It.
• Due to Crendor being a Chicago native, the duo will inadvertently parody Bill Swerski's Superfans when discussing sports, complete with Jesse horrendously attempting a Chicago accent that sounds more Eastern European.
  • Crendor's greatest Chicago accent yet.
• The Valentine's Day episode, in which Jesse gives Crendor a quiz on whether or not certain statements are RPG plotlines, or Florida headlines. Some of the answers will surprise you.
• Crendor's repeated demands for Squishables, and Jesse's annoyance when fans actually start sending them to him.
• http://jessecoxtombstone-blog.tumblr.com/ - A site dedicated to Jesse's "Tombstone Quotes," the random quotes that Jesse makes. Each comment typically Makes Just as Much Sense in Context.
• The Pele conversation. Jesse was unable to stop laughing for a good 2 minutes straight.
• The Crosses the Line Twice reenactment of the Mike Diamond, the Smell Good Plumber commercial.
  Crendor (as Jose): Mrs. Diamond, why does he smell so good?
  Jesse (as Mrs. Diamond): Because! He came out of my incredibly nice-smelling vagina!
• Continuing on with Florida Man's exploits, they cover his attempt to cash in a huge check to make the world's largest Italian restaurant, with the thumbnail being the face of said man. Crendor lost it over seeing it when Jesse sent it his way. Now also animated.
• They read a news story about a guy who tried to sell tickets to Heaven (given to him personally by Jesus behind the KFC) so that he and his wife could pay an alien named Stevie to carry them away on his spaceship to a planet made of cocaine. Jesse lost his mind when the guy later told the police that Jesus cheated him and he was willing to wear a wire to rat Jesus out. It too has been animated.
  • It turned out be a fake story, but it doesn't make their reactions any less funny.
• Episode 128 had Jesse almost forgot that a fan sent another Christmas tradition ever since they've covered the Yule Lads in the past. Said Catalan tradition is Tió de Nadal, which involves putting a blanket on a log with a smiley face and beat it with a stick and sing songs bookended with "shit, log" so that it defecates treats on Christmas Day (no really, it exists).
  Jesse: ... this one they did not [modernize]. This one's like "you beat this guy 'til he shits". Our holidays suck! I wanna beat the crap out of a log!
• In Episode 133 they discover the Cox N Crendor Wiki page. Hilarity ensues from them reading through all the ridiculous quotes that they don't even remember saying.