Funny: Contraptionology

  • The Nightmare tries to woo Rainbow Dash.
    "Rainbow Dash!" shouted the Nightmare, its voice going hollow and distant. "Nightmare Spectra! Join with me and become even more 'awesome' than you now are!"
    Dash frowned, then glanced back at herself, experimentally flexing her slender and sinewy sky-blue wings. She looked back up at the Nightmare.
    "I'm not... really sure how that's possible," she replied, sounding honestly confused.

  • Applejack's description of the Clopper effect and its results.

  • Twilight Sparkle offers this sage advice:
    "Never teleport your brain out of your own skull without a backup plan. No good will ever come of it."