Funny / Contest of Champions

The second Contest

The third Contest

  • From issue 7, Outlaw explaining to Jake Gallows why he quit as the "British Punisher":
    Nigel: "All right. It just... got too much, yeah? All of it. I mean, for a start, there was this serial killer..."
    Jake: "Serial killer?"
    Nigel: "Went round killing greengrocers. He'd pose them—the corpses—with little bits of lettuce."
    Jake: "Lettuce...?"
    Nigel: "Little bits shaved off the end of the lettuce, yeah. Horrible. And that was just the tip of the iceberg. Eh? Eh?"
  • Issue 9 has Bullseye (an alternate Elektra), angrily muttering to herself in Greek. Then White Fox and Ares respond - since White Fox is trained in multiple languages, and Ares is Ares.
    • Meanwhile, Outlaw doesn't speak Greek, and has no idea what anyone's saying.
    • Then the joke breaks the fourth wall when the comic refuses to translate the Greek they're arguing in.
  • Issue 10: Outlaw is confronted by an alternate version of Frank Castle, who demands at gunpoint the truth. Outlaw quickly explains everything. And Frank believes it instantly.
    • Frank shooting Jake Gallows in the middle of his speech. Why?
    Outlaw: Frank-
    Frank Castle: Wearing the skull. Didn't approve him.
  • Any time anyone points out how stupid or dated Night Thrasher's gimmick is, only for Dwayne to immediately upstage them and prove, dumb or not, his gimmick is effective.
    Bullseye: (throwing her sais at Night Thrasher) I don't believe this. You're riding into battle on a skateboard? It's... it's ridiculous!
    Night Thrasher: (blocking the sais with said skateboard) I don't care. It's what works.
  • Upon first seeing the alternate universe Madame Hydra, who has weird, tentacle appendages sticking out of her head, Night Thrasher calls her "The All-New, All-Differant Dr. Octopus" making a playful jab at the large number of Affirmative Action Legacy heroes introduced in the ANAD series.