Funny / Command & Conquer: Generals

  • If you defeat Dr. Thrax:
    Dr. Thrax: Maybe I shouldn't have gotten my degree from mail-order college...
  • Arming the Angry Mob. I am a horrible person for laughing at this.
    You: AK-47's for everyone!
    Angry Mob: Allalalalalalalah!
  • The way Mig pilots scream "CHIIIIINNNNNAAAAAA!" when they crash never gets old, especially if they're trying it against massed EMP patriots (at which their plane shuts off.....Mid air).
  • Same for Aurora bombers dying within seconds of each other.
  • Land mines upgrades for any Chinese buildings can be force fired upon by any explosive/cannon weapons, taking any units nearby with it...