Funny / Code Geass: Cornelia of the Defection

• Most of chapter 5 before the JLF show up could qualify, but one part really stands out. After dodging Milly at the Lake Kawaguchi Convention Center, Lelouch heads back up to his hotel room only to find the chain lock in place. He peeks into the room only to find CC removing the last of her clothes. Lelouch promptly slams the door and denies he saw anything.
  Lelouch: That didn't happen! That totally didn't happen!
• When Lelouch is implied to be gay, he responds that "he's metrosexual and fabulous."
• The scene in the limo deserves a mention too when Lelouch tries to set the record straight about him and CC.
  Lelouch: No! It's not true! I mean, literally speaking it is true, but it's not true! She's deceiving you! We are not having sex! I am not having sex! I am a virgin and I always will… all right, maybe not always, but I'm celibate right now!
• Cornelia insists on having Lelouch geass Euphie with something harmless, like asking her a single question, to ensure she can't be affected by it later. Out of things he could have asked her, he decides on "Euphemia, are you still a virgin?" Cornelia felt she might have had a heart attack if Euphie answered anything other than "yes".
  • Euphy's answer is also worth a chuckle, particularly the delivery.
    Euphemia: [sweetly as always] Well, yes, but I do masturbate sometimes.
    Lelouch: Th-thank you, Euphemia. I… uh… didn't need to know that last part.
  • Cornelia's reaction, too. She has her sister to step out the room for a moment right after she wakes up from the geass trance. When Euphy comes back, Lelouch is sporting a bright red hand-shaped mark on his face. Concerned, she asks what happened to him, Lelouch insists that he and Cornelia have agreed to not talk about it. Ever.

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